i am typing with rubber gloves on

[Ivve]

a spider crawled out of my keyboard. do i burn it and replace or just RAID the shit out of it?

[AkashiXI]

you go back to washing the fucking dishes

[AkashiXI]

you know, since you're half-way into the process

[Colenzo]

shake the keyboard out upside down and dont be scurd

[Ivve]

does it ever end

[AkashiXI]

might as well make sandwiches for all the spam regulars while you're at it, and don't you DARE forget to cut the crusts

[Day]

you go back to washing the fucking dishes

lol, kitchen jokes don't usually get me, but that was good.

[Colenzo]

dont talk to my internet woman like that

[AkashiXI]

maybe if you're lucky we'll compliment you on your cooking skills, but then again, that should be a necessity

[Shiroikage]

Just replace it. Keyboards are impossible to clean properly if you're worried about that.

[Day]

Just replace it. Keyboards are impossible to clean properly if you're worried about that.

WOAH HO HO LOOK AT MR MONEY BAGS HERE

[Colenzo]

walmizart sells them for 10c each dawg

[Day]

neg

[Ivve]

@akasha, queen of the damned memes: wow, that was really clever and unexpected. you should quit your day job and take that shit on the road, funnyman.

[Colenzo]

but srsly, go and take your keyboard and shake it out.

[Day]

@akasha, queen of the damned memes: wow, that was really clever and unexpected. you should quit your day job and take that shit on the road, funnyman.

I actually quite liked the usage there. You almost sound butthurt but that couldn't be.

[Shiroikage]

but srsly, go and take your keyboard and shake it out.

^this

get dem spider eggs out

[AkashiXI]

@akasha, queen of the damned memes: wow, that was really clever and unexpected. you should quit your day job and take that shit on the road, funnyman.

you're too easy to annoy

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f2...ama-750882.jpg

[AkashiXI]

sushi hotdog lasagna with a side of tacos sounds like a delicious meal, that's your next mission

[Ivve]

I actually quite liked the usage there. You almost sound butthurt but that couldn't be.

no, it's more like a facepalm. people are so quick to play the butthurt/menstrual bleeding card.