I just got back from dinner with my mom, and I'm shitfaced, and she's shitfaced, and we just realized we're a family of alcoholics
I just got back from dinner with my mom, and I'm shitfaced, and she's shitfaced, and we just realized we're a family of alcoholics
So I got a random phone call about 15 minutes ago, I let it go then looked up the number. It was from a police station a few suburbs over, turns out my mom was kinda shitfaced and decided to go egg her ex-b/f's car after we left, so she had to call me to front some cash for a cab ride home.