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  1. 2009-05-05 18:01 #1
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    Medical Emergency

    Does anyone have a cure for love? Sooner is better than later.
  2. 2009-05-05 18:02 #2
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  6. 2009-05-05 18:19 #6
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  7. 2009-05-05 18:23 #7
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    you will forever sleep alone on a bed made for fucking
  8. 2009-05-05 18:24 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebearofscience View Post
    you will forever sleep alone on a bed made for fucking
    this bed was made for fucking
    and that's just what it'll do
  9. 2009-05-05 18:28 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    this bed was made for fucking
    and that's just what it'll do
    one of these days this bed is gonna
    fuck all over you
  10. 2009-05-05 20:01 #10
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    Embrace me, Shiroikagay, and you will see what the hype is all about. You will never be alone again.
  11. 2009-05-05 21:06 #11
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  12. 2009-05-05 22:52 #12
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    Nurse: DR. STYLES, we need you quick in the emergency room! A patient was just wheeled in with a severe case of love. He also might have caught the gay. We need to work quickly, his condition is critical!

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    Dr. Styles: Understood hoe, I WILL SAVE THIS PATIENT!

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    Nurse: First, we need to take care of the stab wounds from where the bitch went ape shit on him.
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    Dr. Styles: Bitch shut the fuck up, I know what I'm doing. Lets get in there and see how badly the heart is damaged
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    Dr. Styles: Holy shit that heart is more infected with love disease than a $5 prostitute

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    Nurse: DOCTOR WE'RE LOSING HIM!

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    Dr. Styles: DON'T DIIEEE ON MEEEEEE

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    Nurse: What the...I don't Even?
    Dr. Styles: I'M DOCTOR STYLES BITCH

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    Dr. Styles: The gay seems to be in his liver, I'll make quick work of that. Just as God intended!

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    Dr. Styles: Gay defeated! Just need to take care of some of the effects ingesting semen has had on the liver and then I'll be out of here and back to fucking bitches.

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    Nurse: Just need to seal him up now. Good job Dr. Styles!
    Dr. Styles: Blah blah blah, bitch show me yo titties
  13. 2009-05-05 22:52 #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    Embrace me, Shiroikagay, and you will see what the hype is all about. You will never be alone again.
    I hope you get stabbed in the abdomen and bleed out slowly.
  14. 2009-05-05 23:08 #14
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    Medical mecanica is a relevant answer.
  15. 2009-05-06 02:06 #15
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    I'll try all of these cures.
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