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    What the fuck coldstone

    So I woke up to this

    http://mail.google.com/a/mail.bradle...s/cleardot.gifFri, May 8, 2009 at 8:29 PMsubjecthttp://mail.google.com/a/mail.bradle...s/cleardot.gifCold Stone Creamery
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    http://mail.google.com/a/mail.bradle...s/cleardot.gif
    Hello,


    My name is Chanel Alvarez. My auditions for employment here at Cold Stone Creamery will be coming up this Saturday May 9, 2009 at 9:00 am. The store address is 1234 N. Lincoln Ave. I would like to invite you to come and try out for an opportunity to join our Cold Stone Team. Please note I ask if you can bring me your most recent resume, or cover letter and along with your charming personality will be asked to sing a song. The audition is not individual you will be with others as well. If there is anything that will prohibit you from coming please notify me as soon as possible.

    Sincerely,

    Chanel K. Alvarez
    Store Manager
    Cold Stone Creamery (Lincoln Square)
    Store: 555-555-5555








    number and address barred for privacy reasons but seriously what the fuck that's just barely 12 hours notice. How do they get away with this shit.

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    Are you currently employed?

    If not, suck it up, really. They're not the first company to pull stunts like that.

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    A lot of companies do things like this, especially when there are multiple people applying for the same job. They'll do this to whittle down potential people and they use this to see who actually really wants the job. Most people if they're determined to work will come in at a moments notice to interview if they're that desperate to have a job.

    When I was applying for my current position, I had a call that afternoon and I had to have my offer letter faxed back that evening from an email along with my unrinalasys scheduled that day. You just got to do what you got to do in order to get employed in today's market.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akanei View Post
    Are you currently employed?

    If not, suck it up, really. They're not the first company to pull stunts like that.

    I'm 3 hours away currently and I have a final at that exact time. I don't see how they expect people to huddle over their internets at 9 PM waiting for this email when they didn't say that they would send one. Not to mention expect people to not have shit to do the next day even if they happened to see it.

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    Didn't know places could actually do this. Pretty degrading IMO. Out of pure spite I would go in and sing the "Stanky Leg" for them.

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    They probably did it to keep 15,000 people looking for work from showing up.

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    For some reason whenever I see that one phone commercial where the guy is talking about how four sprinkles are the friends and family and then dumps the entire thing of sprinkles onto the ice cream, I imagine that every one of the 15-19 year olds I know on the internet looks like that guy behind the counter

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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    I'm 3 hours away currently and I have a final at that exact time. I don't see how they expect people to huddle over their internets at 9 PM waiting for this email when they didn't say that they would send one. Not to mention expect people to not have shit to do the next day even if they happened to see it.
    It sucks, I'm not arguing that. Management can pull whatever bullshit they choose to, whether or not it is morally right and/or fair; neither applicants nor actual employees can do much about it, unless they're breaking the law. Thanks a bunch, at-will employment.

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    hmm is that the lincoln square cold stone in chicago? i live a few minutes away from there o.o


    i really doubt anyone who saw this made it in time.

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    at least go there and see if you can get free peanut butter and chocolate mixture combo that is fucking fantastic. I would kill a soccerfield full of children for an unlimited supply of that.

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    As I work in this business (not Coldstone but Food Service), I would look at this e-mail two ways.

    1> She is attempting to see who is capable of mobilizing quickly and bringing their best in such a short amount of time.

    2> She forgot to send this e-mail out to applicants earlier in the week and is having a staffing issue and can't put this off another weekend. I would even venture that her area manager is attending.

    Most of the time it's number 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    at least go there and see if you can get free peanut butter and chocolate mixture combo that is fucking fantastic. I would kill a soccerfield full of children for an unlimited supply of that.
    OMG! this is the truth!

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    I thought this was about that wrestler guy when I first saw it.

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    God damn, his name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. Not Coldstone.

    Anyway, just tell them you have a final and ask if you can reschedule. If they can't, what are you going to do, miss your final? Come on now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuronosan View Post
    God damn, his name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. Not Coldstone.

    Anyway, just tell them you have a final and ask if you can reschedule. If they can't, what are you going to do, miss your final? Come on now.
    LOL

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    I have a feeling I missed some kind of critical information in this topic.

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    Hey go work at a call center and make 3x as much

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    lol

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    That Cold Stone in Lincoln Square blows anyway. I prefer the one downtown on Ontario.

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    I don't mean to go out on a limb here, but here's a pro tip:

    I wouldn't take job opportunities from women named Chanel who write in pink font seriously.

    The economy can't be /that/ fucking bad.

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