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  1. 2009-05-17 22:37 #1
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    hey dicks

    I have a research paper on the support of physician-assisted suicide specifically citing Dr. Kevorkian due tomorrow.

    Which one of you pussies wants to write it? I'll post my cock if you write a five page paper w/ sources.

    (And in my literary style, because I've tried to have forgeries submitted before but they're too different than my real writing style)
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    five pages? you can do that in two hours if you have a decent outline
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    Outlines are for pussies who plan things out first.
  4. 2009-05-17 22:45 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Outlines are for pussies who plan things out first.
    gotta go with this :<

    and yeah five pages because it's a fucking worthless class but i have to passssss
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    i'm saying if you have an outline it can be done fast by someone else, like lecture notes or whatever
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    Fuck yeah, freestyle. Haven't did an outline since I was last required to hand one in. I work on different paragraphs at the same time.
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    Talk about how its harm reduction. If a person wants to kill themselves fucks up, it could leave them worse off, physically and mentally. Tho this should be obvious.
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    Whenever I was forced to have an outline (HS english mostly) I would just write it after I had written the essay and then make slight changes so it seemed genuine. When I did try to actually follow an outline it was way too restrictive and ruined the flow of writing.
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    Fuck that, I'm done with school now.
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    I have 15 pages and 10 source paper for tomorrow. I don't even know what to do.
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    Just pretend you are posting on bg about something political or about sexuality and 15 pages should come easily.
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    I dont think teachers take kindly to the over-usage of the word faggot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Just pretend you are posting on bg about something political or about sexuality and 15 pages should come easily.
    never change your avatar or signature

    ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    Just pretend you are posting on bg about something political or about sexuality and 15 pages should come easily.
    If only it were related Blarg, if only.
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    I've actually thought about changing my avatar to another picture of the same cat but I can't remember what the other pics look like and if they would work well.
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    ok the metaphor of the Make-A-Wish Foundation giving out lethal injections is awesome dont lie
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