adult video store robbery.......

[Zouri]

A friend of mine showed me this earlier. On tuesdays and thursdays, i work 2 miles from that place.

Inflatable doll heist
MOBILE, Ala. -- Still images from an adult store surveillance camera were combined into this short movie showing an unidentified burglary suspect breaking into Airport Video in Mobile on the night of June 25, 2009. The suspect removed 3 items of merchandise from the store: an inflatable doll, a bottle of lubricant and a pocket-sized sexual stimulation device. Store manager Christy Patterson said the man "appeared to know exactly what he was after."

Inflatable doll heist Video - al.com

[Qalbert]

Well he's fucked.

[Lbelle]

That's what he wants.

[Kazen]

Well he's fucked.

Well somethings getting fucked thats for sure.

[Rockstaru]

Word is this has created a sticky situation for the police.

[Afrohatch]

Maybe the robber will come clean?

no? ok

[thestalkmore]

Maybe the robber will come clean?

no? ok

Weakest of the bunch

[Tricen]

Word is this has created a sticky situation for the police.

I'd have to say this was the worst.

[Blarg]

I'd have to say this was the worst.

This is one of those intentionally bad ones, which makes it ok. They work best irl when you can make a stupid grin face at the same time.

[Qalbert]

In possibly related news a truck full of kleenex was hijacked and hasn't been seen since.

[BadKarma]

In possibly related news a truck full of kleenex was hijacked and hasn't been seen since.

topic just died.

also image related:http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/7195/...andysamber.jpg

[Beckwin]

if only that inflatable doll had a gun...

[Gunitsoldier]

if only that inflatable doll had a gun...

best one yet

[Zalius]

topic related one liner

[EternityEnd]

Something something religious people being oppressed something something QQ

Err...

[Zhais]

dollwinism

[Ramor]

topic related one liner

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[guartz]

If you guys run out of stupid puns, you can always start insulting each other.

Look here, Beckwin. You are a twat, and your father elderberries, etc.

[Beckwin]

dollwinism

now the thread is over.

[guartz]

now the thread is over.

Don't ignore my insults! Listen here, your philosophy is that of moral cowardice directly resulting in stagnation in ethical evolution of man.

edit: Also, you smell.

edit:edit: Although I lack empirical evidence regarding olfactory perception of your foulness, rest assure such knowledge is encoded a priori within the human genome.