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    Evolution Is Making Women Hotter

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    Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with.

    Evolutionary forces have been driving women to become more attractive.

    In a four-decade study, Finnish researchers found that beautiful women have 16 percent more children than their homelier counterparts, and that their offspring are more likely to be girls, effectively flooding the gene pool with attractive female DNA.

    This jells with a previous study which found that good-looking couples are 26 percent more likely to have daughters.

    And with that, we're officially done supporting creationism.


    BS? Or 100 years from now there wont be any woman that require a 5 drink minimum to look decent.

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    theres already a thread about this somewhere

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    The fact that women like that still exist(5 drink, 14 drink, 92 drink), means that there will be alcoholics who fuck them, thus spreading alcoholism and hairy mole on face DNA. The balance all depends on our binge drinking.

    if can, move to more awesome thread please.

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    100 years? Maybe 100,000. That won't make chicks hot, though. Dudes are still ugly as sin and get away with it, also for evolutionary reasons. Boring study is boring.

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    its all about the penis

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    Oops. I dont usually read Bagel Bites so I didnt notice it. =(

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    But Bagel Bites are delicious.

    And I believe it's plastic surgery that's making women "hotter", not evolution.

    Evolution would be... dumber.

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