It is fun...

[Shiroikage]

to eat fries with a fork and watch as people start using forks to eat fries for what could be any multitude of reasons.

[Atreides]

we talkin just plain fries & ketchup, or some full-on gravy/cheesefries/poutine thingy?

do messy ass canadians eat poutine with their fingers? that seems fucking gross, but yea.

I guess it matters where you were. Eating fries w/ fork at mcdonalds vs. a restaurant, etc

[Shiroikage]

I'm talking fries without ketchup. And whenever I get a fork. I just do it for reactions. You would be amazed how many people would actually eat fries with a fork at McDick's just because somebody is.

Poutine is a fork only affair.

[Atreides]

idk, I think it's kinda disturbing to think that so many people eat with their hands @ mcdonalds/other fast food, and use those bullshit 1ply napkins to clean up their greasy fingers.

That's how your fingers, jacket, car keys, steering wheel, parking pass, and doorknob end up smelling like rancid oil a few days later. It's fucking gross, if you're gonna eat fries with your hands use a fucking wetnap or go wash your hands before you leave. Fucking dicks.

[Howard Roark]

I call bs on 1ply napkins, that is just plain shenanigans

[Kiro]

I rage whenever I see a person eat pizza with a fork & knife.

[Atreides]

it's ok to eat deep dish pizza with a fork & knife, or if the slice is so large that you need to use 2 hands to support it

fuck, hungry for pizza now ;/

[Cheerios]

I rage whenever I see a person eat pizza with a fork & knife.

What about dabbing greasy pizza with a napkin?

[Kiro]

If the slice is large enough to hold w/ two hands you FOLD THAT MOTHER FUCKER.

Fork/knife allowed for real deep dish. None of that pizza hut / dominos shit.

[Kiro]

What about dabbing greasy pizza with a napkin?

Acceptable. Rather have it on a napkin than in my body.

Do it when no one is looking though, no one likes a pussy.

[Atreides]

yea i meant if you still need 2 hands after you fold it

I once watched my enormous korean college roommate roll an entire pizza up like a burrito and eat it, it was fucking disgusting

[Atreides]

he also used to stack 4 slices on top of eachother and eat that, lol

[Kiro]

I've stacked 2 but 4 is a bit harbl.

[Ivve]

god damn i love deep dish pizza more than i can even tell you, and i'm the only person i fucking know who likes it. everyone else is into some pussy-ass bitch shit, some thin crust pizza on a cracker bullshit

[Kiro]

Real deep dish pizza doesn't exist in Seattle. Pretty pathetic. Good business venture idea though.

[Atreides]

I think both are good, there's a time and a place for deep dish, sicilian, new york style, and thin crust, and to rule out any 1 style of pizza altogether is akin to racism.

[Ishido]

Real deep dish pizza doesn't exist in Seattle. Pretty pathetic. Good business venture idea though.

I experienced this, my friend sent some out from Chicago as a thank you and I had it with some friends here, they didn't know what it was. Nor did they appreciate it, last time I fucking share my deep dish pizzas while I'm in seattle.

[Siniroth]

If the slice is large enough to hold w/ two hands you FOLD THAT MOTHER FUCKER.

Wrong, if the slice is large enough to hold with two hands you hold it with two hands and fucking eat it

[Kiro]

Wrong again. You fold it "hotdog style" and eat it. Your other hand should be occupied with some sort of alcoholic beverage or a handful of ass.

[Cairthenn]

I think it's fun to eat pizza with a fork and knife. Turns even more heads.

I honestly didn't read this topic before posting that, but it was the only one that was marked unread and I wanted to type something.