Why are you so fucking hot?
Why are you so fucking hot?
Watching the first Underworld and Selene enters the room by blowing a lycan through some plastic shit hanging from the ceiling, walks over to him, puts a leg ontop of his chest and shoots him in the head a few times.
BONERTIEM
Kate Beckinsale I want to do you.
Kate I hope you see this, IM me baby, I'll rock your world.
http://tallteacher.files.wordpress.c...erworld1-1.jpg
Still looking for a leather pic but found this while looking!
I dont care how hot she is, anti helping you get off is some gay shit. Seacrest out.
Note that I mentioned seacrest because it was the gayest thing I could think of that passes off as straight. It was satirical.
Underworld Evolution/Look How Hot My Wife Is is one of the best movies of 2003.
He's not helping, I'm doing it all on my own.
Well that's not true, Kate is helping.
Kate is helping significantly.
You could have used this
http://i42.tinypic.com/w6qow9.png
Kate, seriously girl, PM me.