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  1. #1
    I'm more gentle than I look.
    Mr. Feathers AKA Mr. Striations
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    I don't want to live anymore. Goodbye friends

    So, I don't even know where to begin.

    When I was younger, my uncle used to molest me. Though it felt good at the time, I knew it was wrong. At first, i considered it "happy time", but slowly, he began to use less lube with each sexual encounter. Towards the end, I was waking up with a bloody asshole every morning, w/ only spit for lube. It was a very traumatizing experience for me. This started when I was 5 and ended when I was 14.

    Also, there's my brother. He was born 3 years before me and stole all the good genes. He looks better, is stronger, smarter, and has a penis like a lead pipe. He's the main reason I've always had a big case of penis envy. He's perfect in every way. Every day while I sit, depressed at my computer, he is out making girls wet just by looking at them. Why can't my pitiful ass do that?

    At the age of 15, I began to drink alcohol as means for coping with my depression. Initially, I thought that this would help me, but in the end, it lead me down a darker road. At the age of 17, I was sucking penis for cocaine. This went on for another 3 years, while my brother began school at Harvard, excelling in his life.


    At the age of 20, I met this wonderful woman. She helped me overcome my drug habit truly cared about me. This was the happiest period of my life. She made my troubles go away. I loved everything about her. Her smile, her personality, everything. Three years later, at the age of 23, we agreed it was finally my time to love my virginity. As she began to take her pants down, she asked me if I would still love her if she was really a man. Scared to lose the only gf I had ever known, I had said yes. What (s)he didn't tell me is that I was going to be the bitch. Fearing loneliness, I felt like I was backed into a corner. When I agreed, it felt like my uncle all over again. The horror of over a decade ago, flashing through my eyes. After going through all this for him/her, the next day (s)he dumps me. (S)he also told all of my friends what had happened and I have become the laughing stock of my city. My family has officially disowned me. I have also been diagnosed with HIV.

    At this point, I honestly don't know what to do. My brother is now a Harvard graduate and looks down on me. I don't want to live, but I fear death. Any advice you have, I would truly appreciate. Thank you all.

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    Bagel
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    DONT DO IT. THERE ARE MANY BLACK PEOPLE WHO LIVE FULL AND HAPPY LIVES.

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kumbai View Post
    DONT DO IT. THERE ARE MANY BLACK PEOPLE WHO LIVE FULL AND HAPPY LIVES.
    bullshit

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    ;-;

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    CoP Dynamis
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    just make sure you dont weep like a bitch on your webcam

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    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by xilian View Post
    just make sure you dont weep like a bitch on your webcam
    don't listen to this asshole, weeping enhances the hilarity. weep away, weepster

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    It's all dicks and airplanes
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    Kill yourself.

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    You must find your uncle and jam it in his butt. It is the only way you'll feel better.

  9. #9
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    You must find your uncle and jam it in his butt. It is the only way you'll feel better.
    this is not correct. you must find your uncle, squat over his face, and shit the tranny's sperm into his mouth. it is the only way you will feel better.

    and also incredibly aroused

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    That is just disgusting.

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    Enjoy your hand

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    CustomTitle
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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    If willing, felching is probably the correct answer though.

  13. #13
    uncompromising cuntnificence
    buh buh buh browsssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiarax View Post
    That is just disgusting.
    exactly.

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    The Anti Miz
    The Anti Miz of the House of Weave

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    is this thread cereal or not, i refuse to read OP due to its length and cant tell from the responses

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    Ay Nigga, lemme get whats left in that pack of Newports before you pussy out.

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    It's all dicks and airplanes
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    Nah, not serious.

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    It's all dicks and airplanes
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    Or...is he

  18. #18
    I'm not safe on my island
    Nikkei will still get me.

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    Ya'll are bitches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    is this thread cereal or not, i refuse to read OP due to its length and cant tell from the responses
    This is a very serious situation.

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    Now take your pants off Cream Soda, I'm going in dry.

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