THIS IS WHY SPAMS SUCKS NAO

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

I. Topics
Spam forum is for general silliness and retardation. Anything that doesn't belong in the other sections, belongs here.

No I understand Bagel does it for entertainment or at least he tries or whatever, but that's his safety net. It's like weird al, you don't have to actually have any talent and get to take the credit when it's good, and when you get called out on sucking you get to say "oh I know, I'm supposed to suck".

I see you've been paying attention, except for the part I'm not raging


why did I 'call the police'? because I can't delete others' posts, and I know seno had a history with some mods and I thought it'd be hilarious if I brought in someone to do the job


the secondary hilarious aspect is my somewhat recent run-ins with the mods, which I believe you were absent for, so let me school you a moment. Me taking on the mods and then turning around and using them for my own gain is actually pretty funny to me. You see, rage can be appropriate when it's the right kind of rage.

That's not it at all. I've been told to gtfo a bunch of other times and never stayed this long. I think what it really comes down to is, everyone I meet in real life, at my work, in game, etc... seem to think I'm a really nice guy. I have no idea why you guys don't, and I guess I want to stick around to see if I either found a place that just genuinely thinks I'm a piece of shit, or if I found a place that is completely filled to the brim with the biggest fucking assholes on the planet, or if I've stumbled onto some strange spam society that simply treats everybody new who walks in the door like garbage until, at some unknown point in the future, they stop doing so. Or at least some of them stop, excluding the teenaged faggot with some sort of powerlessness issue that he can only combat through the anon of the internet.

Either that or I just fucking hate you guys and the fact that my presence is annoying you while I do nothing deserving of it gives me some sort of unconscious pleasure.

You are not accepted here because you seek acceptance and refuse to walk in the needed direction for acceptance nor innovate a new way to entertain here. Thus, you have already ruined your name here. Such places are unforgiving and you should probably leave or face eternal ridicule. Try posting in fyad they are a little nicer to fucking morons.

Not much crying, more mentioning the fact that your attempts to make an impact on spam have failed horribly due to your lack of originality, shitty posting, and generally pathetic existence.

what's funny is despite all you allege to know about 4chan and the internet, you are still a godawful poster


you talk about your "obscurity" but what you really mean is "having nothing to say" and a "horrible personality and complexion"




I prefer a straightforward poster with something to say learning the ropes than a tired old fgt with zero to contribute

I've learned that Chico is a punk bitch. How's that, Howie?

Too much "y so serius?!" posts going on and not enough random and funny.

ITF: people that want to fury about shit not being funny and making excuses for everything with book reports

[AkashiXI]

I read fury as furry... my mind is now unpure

[Colenzo]

nice quotes

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Oh I also forgot too much dickriding as evidenced in the last two quotes.

How about less cockfives and more spam, this mancircle bookclub shit is telling of all of you faggots in here which is why fury erupts and teamwork commits as I own each and every one of you




















see

[AkashiXI]

All I see is an invisible pong board in which I'm currently owning you on

[Ivve]

it's harder to keep the random and funny going than you would think, especially considering how obsessed people are with who is trolling whom.

[AkashiXI]

2-1 now, bitch

[Ivve]

key words to this topic are brilliant

[Shiroikage]

TROLLED

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

it's harder to keep the random and funny going than you would think, especially considering how obsessed people are with who is trolling whom.

yeah because when people step out of line because of rl or board fury and get called on it they push the troll button and crew rolls in 4 deep

niggas need to lighten up and move on, every single person that posts here drops angst baskets over triflin' shit then writes a paragraph about why they're mad

especially the "og mufuckas" here, what kind of rage fistfuck pantheon you guys have going on here?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

key words to this topic are brilliant

lol'd irl no rage this is true

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

2-1 now, bitch

and at least when Akashi stalks it carries on running jokes and doesn't grind the shit out of old memes and internet superiority.

this is what spam should be and you all should be policing each other

[Ivve]

yeah because when people step out of line because of rl or board fury and get called on it they push the troll button and crew rolls in 4 deep

niggas need to lighten up and move on, every single person that posts here drops angst baskets over triflin' shit then writes a paragraph about why they're mad

especially the "og mufuckas" here, what kind of rage fistfuck pantheon you guys have going on here?

hang out for the next two years in the current climate and then report back. i guaranfuckingtee you'll get it.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

hang out for the next two years in the current climate and then report back. i guaranfuckingtee you'll get it.

no I got it, buncha played nagas throwing tired memes at each other and throwing crew at anyone new shits been going on for centuries

[Ivve]

add to that the fact that 99% of newcomers fucking suck

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

add to that the fact that 99% of newcomers fucking suck

yeah well look at who they have for 99% of an example

[Ivve]

it's pretty bad when you can actually come in and ruin something that is already shit.

[Howard Roark]

Too much "y so serius?!" posts going on and not enough random and funny.

ITF: people that want to fury about shit not being funny and making excuses for everything with book reports

wow everyone but you?

so Cancer walks into a bar and says

"Why the long face?"

[Ivve]

better watch that rage howard.

[TheShadyMan]

tl;dr
Looked at the thread title, looked at the OP, said 'yep' and went on with my day.