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    GI Joe The Movie

    Saw this preview when I saw Star Trek last night.


    Baroness = Super hot
    Snake Eyes = Awesome
    Stormshadow = Awesome

    The had some Accelorator Suits for the joes apparently. They were basically exosuits. They looked retarded. Didn't like that at all. There were other Joes in the preview but I didn't catch all of them.

    Anyone else interested in this?

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    I am because Im an old school joe fan.

    and GIJoe Resolute made me happy in my naughty places

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    Yeah, I grew up on GI Joe. Still have about 300 of them and the first 50 or so issues of the comics.

    As long as it has Snake Eyes and Stormshadow I could give a fuck less about anything else. That's enough win alone.

    So yeah. I'm pretty excited about it. Somehow that makes me feel like even more of a dork than FFXI ever has.

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    I keep telling the younger people i play with that if you weren't a kid when the 83-85 series was aired, then you'll never understand what i meant to us.

    They got Transformers about 60% correct, but this seems like it may be less. As always, i can't knock something until i see it. But where the fuck is Ship Wreck, he was my favorite. Such a sarcastic bastard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alderaan View Post
    But where the fuck is Ship Wreck, he was my favorite. Such a sarcastic bastard.
    ^

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    But where the fuck is Ship Wreck, he was my favorite. Such a sarcastic bastard.
    GIJoe Resolute made me happy in my naughty places
    This and this really. Compared to resolute this movie has a of work to do to impress me and "Accelerator Suits" are not helping... Even then there's no way I'm missing this movie.

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    Late yesterday, a rumor hit the wires that “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” director Stephen Sommers had been fired. The word originated with a user on the Don Murphy message boards, who claimed that the firing came as a result of abysmal test screenings. Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura has since spoken with Latino Review, adamantly stating that the rumor is completely untrue.

    [url=http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/06/12/joseph-gordon-levitt-chimes-in-on-gi-joe-the-rise-of-cobra-and-sommers-rumored-firing/]MTV Movies Blog

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    Quote Originally Posted by eunhye View Post
    Late yesterday, a rumor hit the wires that “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” director Stephen Sommers had been fired. The word originated with a user on the Don Murphy message boards, who claimed that the firing came as a result of abysmal test screenings. Producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura has since spoken with Latino Review, adamantly stating that the rumor is completely untrue.

    [url=http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2009/06/12/joseph-gordon-levitt-chimes-in-on-gi-joe-the-rise-of-cobra-and-sommers-rumored-firing/]MTV Movies Blog
    Late, also learn to link

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    We know they cast a Cobra Commander, but he's not in any of the trailers, I find that pretty telling.

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    i've never watched or know the back story behind G.I Joe, but I always thought it was just one person >_>

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_OG_Nelta View Post
    i've never watched or know the back story behind G.I Joe, but I always thought it was just one person >_>
    If you got Teletoon Retro on your TV, they're supposedly airing the classic GI Joe series back-2-back-2-back-2-back-2-back all day.

    Starts at 9am EST after further investigation, time to get the munchies ready ahead of time...

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    Up to 91% but only 11 reviews in, none by top critics. I'll wait until closer to release day

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    If the Baroness doesn't have an accent then fuck it. They also screwed up the casting of Destro and Zartan. Should have been the other way around.

    How is this man playing Zartan?
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...aan/Zartan.jpg

    Instead of this man.
    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...aan/Danzig.jpg

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    GI Joe will suck due to the fact that Marlon Waynes is in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    GI Joe will suck due to the fact that Marlon Waynes is in it.
    What's wrong with Marlon? He's a good actor, it's his first action block buster's but he's had comedy and drama blockbusters before this, along with his whole family, they're all rich as hell! You haven't even watched the damn movie so you cant say it'll suck just because he's in it, unless you just hate a black person playing a white character role (Yes original Ripcord is white), but who gives a fuck, the movie's getting good reviews so far, and all of the cast has been going around the different shows and promoting it.

    In the film, Ripcord is a new recruit to G.I. Joe, so he's suppose to act like a noob, and Marlon is a newbie to action films, so gtfo before you start saying bullshit.

    Marlon also had to bulk up for the film, while Tatum had to tone down, and they became good friends, and Marlon even went to Tatum's wedding (he married his costar chick from Step Up recently). Now go see the movie, or you can go suck a dick and choke on it, while you sit there and judge someone negatively without seeing them first kkthxbai.

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    I'm black, fuck Marlon Wayans. He's not funny nor are any of the Wayans except maybe Keenan Ivory Wayans back in the day. Their whole routine continually revoles around "White people do this but black people do this" type humor that black comedians love to rely on to get black people and other races with minimal race interactions on their side. "I'm not racist, I have a black friend!"

    The two movies I'll admit I liked him as an actor was in "Don't be a Menace to South Central: and "Requiem for a Dream". Rest of it I could careless for.

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    Cobra commander looks...werid

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