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[Kajii]

Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama - Nashville News Story - WSMV Nashville

Teens Find, Kill Unknown Creature In Panama

CERRO AZUL, Panama -- It looks a bit like a small, portly alien from the movie "E.T." or Gollum's long-lost cousin, but officials haven't the slightest idea what a creature found just east of Panama City really is.

The creature was first found by four teenagers playing near a creek in the community of Cerro Azul.

According to a local TV station, Telemetro, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out from a cave. They said it started moving toward them. Fearing for their safety, they pelted the beast with sticks and rocks.

After the barrage killed the creature, the teenagers tossed its lifeless body into the water. But they later returned to take pictures of their strange find.

Zoologists in Panama said they're not sure what the creature is, but said it resembles a dead fetus.

As soon as video of the monstrous creature was released, speculations began swirling. People said it was everything from an alien to a monster and an albino hairless sloth.

There has been no word on whether investigators will perform a DNA test on the creature to determine what exactly it is.

seriously wtf can that possibly be

[Ramor]

that shit is crazy, between this and those sewer blobs we're going to have a largescale fight on our hands soon.

[Takedown3]

no clue

[Dimmauk]

http://www.wsmv.com/2009/0918/20987947_640X480.jpg

Reminds me of Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

http://thelonedreamer.files.wordpres...08/10/baby.jpg

[Dimmauk]

God dammit why did they kill it.

This. Those dumb fucks.

[Avanarius]

YouTube - Corpse of weird, chupacabra-esque animal found in Panama

Pretty much looks like a sloth, even the talon definition is right on.

Also, they didn't kill it because they "feared for their lives" they killed it because it would be funny to do so.

[Tyche]

There's some strange fucking cave creatures. Ever see Planet Earth?

[Mistress Stowastiq]

Reminds me of a you tube I accidentally landed upon while watching cute cat videos. It was a small family huddled in a dark room or shack and they were bottle feeding a baby that looked to be a really really sick human with something swollen around her/his eyes and the flesh around all orifices and mucous membranes was taut and swollen shiny bright red. I got out of there though because more videos of other frightening medical footage were linked all around. I don't like venturing into that section of you tube. Vid title and key words were alien related.

[Max™]

Obviously a sloth.

[Dimmauk]

YouTube - Corpse of weird, chupacabra-esque animal found in Panama

Pretty much looks like a sloth, even the talon definition is right on.

Also, they didn't kill it because they "feared for their lives" they killed it because it would be funny to do so.

Yeah you are right, it does look like some type of sloth.

[Kajii]

Seems about right
http://www.iwokrama.org/management/i...zone-sloth.jpg

[Max™]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...px-Sloth47.JPG

The one in the video has been gutted and skinned.

[Priran]

i am disappointed this thread is not actually about pokemon

[Galkaeater]

no wonder mewtwo wasn't in brawl he was murdered

[Rockstaru]

Reminds me of a you tube I accidentally landed upon while watching cute cat videos. It was a small family huddled in a dark room or shack and they were bottle feeding a baby that looked to be a really really sick human with something swollen around her/his eyes and the flesh around all orifices and mucous membranes was taut and swollen shiny bright red. I got out of there though because more videos of other frightening medical footage were linked all around. I don't like venturing into that section of you tube. Vid title and key words were alien related.

Sounds like Harlequin Icthyosis.

[Max™]

no wonder mewtwo wasn't in brawl he was murdered

Hah, flawless victory, just close the thread now.

[Qalbert]

Manbearpig. For cereal!

[Zilong]

it looks like half man and half bearpig imo

[Draylo]

Wow leave it to asshole teenagers to kill something... Yeah they killed it by throwing sticks and rocks? Seems unlikely lol, something that looked like that would shock me but I don't think I'd kill it...

[Kajii]

rule 34 go!