I wish I could be an Internet Tuff Guy in RL

**Howard Roark** · 2009-10-20 06:03

I was on the subway this morning, and this bald Iranian[?] guy with sunglasses (in the day, inside, underground) sat on the seat right near me and I'm telling you -- he smelled like my 17 year old girlfriend.

From when I was also 17.

fkng ck1 for chrissakes.

first of all, why this cologne/perfume has made a comeback I will never know. It reeks of teen sexuality, the awkward we-should-wait-til-marriage-lol kind, not the oh god that shit was so good I'll always remember that kind.

anyway this guy had loads of it on, absolutely reeked of it. now I know I am scent sensitive and kind've a pansy when it comes to this shit so I tried to ignore it, hoping for that intial wave of department store perfume counter overload to wash over me and pass by. but it didn't. even the construction worker type playing psp beside me was obviously displeased.

I wanted to ask him to move and tell him in no uncertain terms that he smelled like a fkng virgin DESPITE BEING BALD AND 40 AND BROWN

but I said nothing because I can't beat anybody up lol

**Tempyst** · 2009-10-20 06:26

Find a forum he posts on and call him out by saying his religion is dumb and you'll shove (insert medieval weapon here) up his (insert bodily orifice here) if he dares to disagree

**Tempyst** · 2009-10-20 06:26

ta da instant graduation to internet tough guy

**Tempyst** · 2009-10-20 06:27

You should feel your biceps and dick grow within ten minutes, if that fails to happen follow up with the one two punch of calling him a fag smock

**Howard Roark** · 2009-10-20 07:12

oh man he'd be so mad lol

**tyven** · 2009-10-20 07:27

arent you a security guard. how do you guard security if you are not an internet tuff guy in RL?

**Linliel** · 2009-10-20 07:39

yeah what tyven said lol

**Howard Roark** · 2009-10-20 07:40

security guards work as a team, even our toughest guy could get knocked out with a skateboard to the back of the head

most of my job is maintaining a distance and keeping order

the last thing I want to do is take on a guy 1 on 1 in a subway car/any small space when I don't know what he's packing

also I weigh 150 lbs lol

**Howard Roark** · 2009-10-20 07:41

pretty easy to tough guy when I have a vest and 10 guys within running distance

also the uniform lends a certain air of authority without me even trying

**Mistress Stowastiq** · 2009-10-20 08:25

Originally Posted by Howard Roark

I was on the subway this morning, and this bald Iranian[?] guy with sunglasses (in the day, inside, underground) sat on the seat right near me and I'm telling you -- he smelled like my 17 year old girlfriend.

From when I was also 17.

fkng ck1 for chrissakes.

first of all, why this cologne/perfume has made a comeback I will never know. It reeks of teen sexuality, the awkward we-should-wait-til-marriage-lol kind, not the oh god that shit was so good I'll always remember that kind.

anyway this guy had loads of it on, absolutely reeked of it. now I know I am scent sensitive and kind've a pansy when it comes to this shit so I tried to ignore it, hoping for that intial wave of department store perfume counter overload to wash over me and pass by. but it didn't. even the construction worker type playing psp beside me was obviously displeased.

I wanted to ask him to move and tell him in no uncertain terms that he smelled like a fkng virgin DESPITE BEING BALD AND 40 AND BROWN

but I said nothing because I can't beat anybody up lol

I am also sensitive to scents and especially have trouble with co-workers slapping on massive amounts of it or using anything from B&BW.

As for being internet toughie, I imagine it would be more satisfying to move away or get some fresh air at the first opportunity, especially if the scent clings to the nostrils later on. In similar situations, closing the browser page and go to a new section of whatever site.

Causing direct interaction in both instances, will likely result in lots of ego spillage from the first offender, often more annoying than the original offensive issue to begin with.

**Mizango** · 2009-10-20 09:16

Originally Posted by Howard Roark

security guards work as a team

lol

***Blarg*** · 2009-10-20 09:18

If your job is to maintain distance could a group of skateboarders walk into your office and sit in your chairs and eat your lunches and you would have to be outside looking in through the window making meany faces at them?

**Linliel** · 2009-10-20 09:24

i reckon howie would make a mean meany face

**_chuchu** · 2009-10-20 09:26

Originally Posted by Mizango

lol

beat me to it

**Mizango** · 2009-10-20 09:30

Top flight security of the world Craig! Not just the city, OF THE WORLD CRAIG!

**Mizango** · 2009-10-20 09:31

**Howard Roark** · 2009-10-20 09:53

Originally Posted by Linliel

i reckon howie would make a mean meany face

sadly my mean is very mean

**Charismatic** · 2009-10-20 10:14

How mean is it?

**Sera** · 2009-10-20 10:35

is it your mama's mean? like that mean look you got when you threw a fit in the cereal aisle?

**Linliel** · 2009-10-20 10:39

pics as proof or it's not mean

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