Your momma

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:28

is so fat she got baptized at sea world

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:29

your mom is so fat she stepped on an escale and it said 1 at a time please

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:29

your momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for condors

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:30

your momma so fat i tried to shadowstep her and got disconnected

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:30

your momma so fat when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says 'okay'

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:31

your momma so fat she fell off the gryphon to silithus and created un'goro crater

**Mizango** · 2009-10-28 10:31

Yo momma so fat that she cant spell escalator.

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:32

your momma so fat i accidentally the whole internet

**Mizango** · 2009-10-28 10:32

And it's "Yo momma", stop being so white.

"I say old chap, your paternal mother is so ghastly obese..."

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:33

Originally Posted by Mizango

Yo momma so fat that she cant spell escalator.

electric scale fool

**Neoscrilla** · 2009-10-28 10:33

Your momma is so dumb they told her to do an essay and she went and had sex with a mexican.

(Not mine)

**Tomiko** · 2009-10-28 10:34

Originally Posted by Mizango

"I say old chap, your paternal mother is so ghastly obese..."

lol

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:34

your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and pushed out skittles

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:36

your momma is so fat she was walking to walmart tripped on kmart and fell on target

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:36

your momma is so fat she can't float in space

**Ohaigaiz** · 2009-10-28 10:36

your momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

**Tomiko** · 2009-10-28 10:44

Originally Posted by Ohaigaiz

your momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices

This one actually made me laugh.

**Alleya** · 2009-10-28 10:44

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a bag of charcoal and got diamonds in her ass.

**Neoscrilla** · 2009-10-28 10:53

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in gravy.

**Cantih** · 2009-10-28 10:57

Yo momma so fat physicists thought she was dark matter.

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