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    Midgets (real talk)

    Serious question here.

    What is the average penile length of a vertically challenged man.

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    Most dwarfism is caused by achondroplasia. This means that everything grows normally except for the long bones, such as the bones of the arms and legs. This is why achondroplasic dwarfs have normal sized heads and small arms and legs.

    Therefore, achondroplasic dwarfs would have penises the same size as other men: on average between 5.5 and 6.5 inches.

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    that's exciting to think about and picture

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    When my family visited family in Oregon not too long ago, my dad used the word midget to discribe someone from TV when we were at a nice restaurant. When he said that, the whole area went silent, and the family member said 'we dont use that word here', and my little cousin covered her ears and cried in her mommies lap.

    The who place was staring at us like we just killed someone, people in OR are crazy I swear.

    Midgets = Midgets.
    Blacks = Blacks.

    Whats with this PC crap.


    What were we talking about?

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    Therefore, achondroplasic dwarfs would have penises the same size as other men: on average between 5.5 and 6.5 inches.
    I've watched more midget porn that any human should, and very rarely do any of them have penises this big. I'd wager they hover around the 4-5 inch range at best. Yes there is the occasional one with one around 8 inches or so, but its very rare.

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    yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soa View Post
    I've watched more midget porn that any human should, and very rarely do any of them have penises this big. I'd wager they hover around the 4-5 inch range at best. Yes there is the occasional one with one around 8 inches or so, but its very rare.
    the hell lol

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    rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soa View Post
    I've watched more midget porn that any human should, and very rarely do any of them have penises this big. I'd wager they hover around the 4-5 inch range at best. Yes there is the occasional one with one around 8 inches or so, but its very rare.
    Soa, Ph.D. Integrative Biology, UC Berkeley, Dissertation: Hypotonia relation to Corpus Spongiosum development in intromittent organs of clinical Dwarfs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not not Mattaru View Post
    Soa, Ph.D. Integrative Biology, UC Berkeley, Dissertation: Hypotonia relation to Corpus Spongiosum development in intromittent organs of clinical Dwarfs.
    No one understand what the heck you just said.

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    Well now I know who to go to if I need info on midget porn.

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    Ohmygoodlord. There is a lot of midget porn on the Internet. I did a no filtered search on Google Images. What has been seen, cannot be unseen. Excuse me while I go boil my eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie View Post
    No one understand what the heck you just said.
    He has a Ph.D in Midget Porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebearofscience View Post
    He has a Ph.D in Midget Porn.
    Ph.D. in Midget Dicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not not Mattaru View Post
    Ph.D. in Midget Dicks.
    Where would one obtain this degree

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    Why didn't you just title your dissertation "Midget Penis"?

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