When people just wanna ride dick

[Faris]

yeah i said it.


its funny how DOMON CHarismatic wants to ride BRPs dick, he posts some shit about him being a master of the debating in the forumz of the BGz about a dead game that noone really cares about, then he goes on by explaing how cool it is how he brings back the argument, and uuuh, hammers them? what the fuck. thats funny. funnyfunnyfunny. sad on your side charismatic but funny on our side.

[Charismatic]

What

[Charismatic]

Fuck, dude... I didn't know we were choosing teams.
Who are the team captains?

[Faris]

its battle royale, i dont know man, but that thread just made me uncomfortable.

[#686578]

I'm on Char's side.

[Blarg]

Mohammad dick rider

[#686578]

Get off Mohammad's dick Firas.

[Faris]

thats so mean;;

[#686578]

If you're going to ride Mohammad's dick so hard you have to be ready to make some sacrifices

[Rocl]

can you draw a picture of mohammad's dick? is that allowed?

[Kyo]

Clip up.

[Colenzo]

SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUSLY JIHAD

[Kyo]

Firas seriously bro, your alright in my book, but latley you've been making alot of terrible threads.

[Kiro]

can you draw a picture of mohammad's dick? is that allowed?

Penis with a bomb at the tip. Semen would be the fuse.

[Kiro]

And it'd be super hairy.

[Faris]

Firas seriously bro, your alright in my book, but latley you've been making alot of terrible threads.

sorry bro, i get like that when im constipated.

[Kyo]

I still lu even tho your shitter is clogged, may I suggest Zack and Miri Make a Porno?

[Faris]

so you wanna fuck me in the ass to help me shit?

sure i guess, thanks thats really sweet.

[Kyo]

I'll pass on that opportunity, have you thought about using oil?

[Faris]

oil? huh? like insert oil in my rectum? THATS SICK BRO, i dont think its gonna work.

this is my theory of constipation. the rectum muscle isnt strong enough to push the shit out. in other words, its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean.

you know, sometimes i post something, and i wish to god i can delete it...editing doesnt cut out, since im not sure how many people read it already, and that would make me look like a wuss.