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  1. 2009-12-10 05:29 #1
    Demosthenes
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    The Wii?

    And he said!
    Salutations, everyone. I would like to express my sincerest wish to acquaint myself with your kin and thus introduce myself. I am known as Chad of the Grey Wardens.

    I would enjoy partaking in a balanced discussion on the issue of the Playstation 3. For the time being - due to internal issues - I must limit a seemingly obvious factor from this discussion -- that of the Wii. The Wii? Admittedly I am not entirely sympathic towards that console. I have heard it stated by allegedly esteemed gentlemen that the Wii is in some way progressive. I must rebuke; are you aware of the manner in which I shall rebuke? I shall do it thusly...

    Do not titillate me, gentlemen. Observe how the Wii is controlled; does it not bear an uncanny resemblance to a device conventionally used by femalekind in order to gain sexual pleasure through their own means? I must state that I am not prone to attempting to engage with my video games using a contraption that resembles said devices. Perhaps this state of affairs would change if, for instance, there was to be developed a miniature electronic game that I shall tentatively title "wares of wario: Insert this inside your anus". However for the time being I am unaware of such a game and must conclude that the Wii is void of any merit. Good day.
  2. 2009-12-10 05:37 #2
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    idk about that dude but i've never seen a girl use a vibrator by flapping her arms like a bird or punching the air
  3. 2009-12-10 05:43 #3
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    whatever points you got from that "well played" have now been lost.


    Someone tell me 11 is trolling me!
  4. 2009-12-10 05:45 #4
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    why is demo talking to himself
  5. 2009-12-10 05:51 #5
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    I'm still 11 points ahead
  6. 2009-12-10 05:52 #6
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    wrong scale bro
  7. 2009-12-10 05:54 #7
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    fucking golf
  8. 2009-12-10 05:56 #8
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    this is just all kinds of crazy, screw this I'm gonna go watch Othello
  9. 2009-12-10 09:11 #9
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    Chad of the Grey Wardens killed me, I knew what was coming as soon as I read that.
    That (and part 2) is my favorite video on youtube, period.
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