I just want someone to sit on my dick

[Antithesis]

I dont want to do any work.

[Charismatic]

Just sit there? That won't be much fun I'm sure.

[Antithesis]

They can do all the work, I just want to chillax.

[#686578]

Meh ok

[Antithesis]

:3

[Shiroikage]

I would not mind if a nice girl sat on my dick, but I would rather talk about immunology with her to cement my understanding or have her quiz me on it. Maybe dick-sitting + the latter would be a good compromise.

[Antithesis]

Shiro, do not want the girl to just sit on your dick and ride it like a pony?

[Shiroikage]

That would be fine, but I would much rather have a conversation about T cell activation at the same time.

[Antithesis]

You can do that while she rides you like a pony.

[Shiroikage]

Yeah, that sounds like about the best possible thing that could happen right about now.

[Yuri-G]

oh so it has to be a girl now? what happened to you being a queerfag?

[Ragnell]

Get out

[Shiroikage]

Are you talking about Anti or are you calling me gay?

[_chuchu]

Yuri-Gay does not have enough manergy

[Colenzo]

fighter jets made of biceps

[muzen]

i know someone that'll sort you out for a dollar 95 and/or some kfc

[Howard Roark]

so if someone sits on anti's dick, with him being on the bottom does anyone else find it odd that it would still make him a "top"?

[Linliel]

even if it's a girl who sits?

[Howard Roark]

"top" and "bottom" don't come into play in hetero sex as typical terms

I suppose you could "borrow" the terms when you get into anal play and pegging, but then you get into ye olde discussion whether pegging is gay

[Antithesis]

Who cares howie! Someone is gonna sit on my dick and I don't care who it is, they just better be ready to ride it good and hard because I sure as fuck ain't doing shit.