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  1. 2009-12-26 00:31 #1
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    I AM DRUNK

    Should I jump my fiance when he isn't looking atm, or should I wait till he's dead asleep and mount him?????????





















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  2. 2009-12-26 00:32 #2
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    Mount naked, take Pics, email me them and Profit
  3. 2009-12-26 00:32 #3
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    was thinking cute lingerie I have but it does take a lot of effort to put that shit on....
  4. 2009-12-26 00:32 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    I AM DRUNK
    Be right there
  5. 2009-12-26 00:33 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    was thinking cute lingerie I have but it does take a lot of effort to put that shit on....
    Do it and take pictures
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    Ive had 16 beers today and I am not fucking drunk at all, I am displeased.
  7. 2009-12-26 00:34 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    was thinking cute lingerie I have but it does take a lot of effort to put that shit on....
    far less effort to take off anything everything you have on right now and take pictures tbh
  8. 2009-12-26 00:34 #8
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    You should wait till he's asleep and wake him with a suck and fuck, dudes love it.
  9. 2009-12-26 00:34 #9
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    Numbers I am trusting you to save anything potentially awesome in this thread, I know you're usually on top of that shit.
  10. 2009-12-26 00:35 #10
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    I'm on it
  11. 2009-12-26 00:35 #11
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    you know back in college Icould handle a lot more but it seems I get to drink drink so rarely (having one at a restaurant doesn't fucking count) that it seems easier to get pretty gone.

    Definite bonus as its faster and much cheaper weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    Also, DRUNK ON THE INTERNET LOL
  13. 2009-12-26 00:35 #13
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    I wish literally
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyo View Post
    You should wait till he's asleep and wake him with a suck and fuck, dudes love it.
    This is 100% fact by the way
  15. 2009-12-26 00:36 #15
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    Fuck yah we do.
  16. 2009-12-26 00:37 #16
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    kyo never thought I should like hes sleeping and it's so cute but sometimes oh man I wanna ride him but like ya don't want to interrupt sleep, maybe would be good to see if he likes it'idk haha he'll probably read this anyway and it'll get fucking ruined, hopefully the family guy dvd will distract him till it's sleep and fuck time btw my fatty ass/stomach wouldn't fit in a naked picture anyways I'd be like those fat lezzes eating cheeseburgers or whatever the fuck they at iono
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    I can't imagine a situation where I would rather be woken up than be sleeping that doesn't involve an exam.
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    you should try kyo's plan
  19. 2009-12-26 00:40 #19
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    It's flawless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    Also, DRUNK ON THE INTERNET LOL
    normally I go home for xmas and my mom and I share a bottle of wine on the holidays and watch movies, because o fthe wedding and my fiance's new job and my job and everything wasn't able to go home so figured I'd drink in honor of that tradition anywayss but a spend day with fiance's fam now night time and weeeeeeeeeeeeeboredom
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