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  1. 2009-12-24 00:18 #1
    DERFTHEGALKA
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    YEP YIP YEP YIPS YO!!! DERFIE GONE HITCHED!!!

    OOOOARRRRRR BRODERS HOWS YA BEENS HOWS YABEENNSS?? good good good goood.... YEP UR GOOODDDD11!!! HAR HARRR.. http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png

    anywayzzzz GOOOOD OL DERFIE AND HIZ LUVS GONE HAD DEM WEDD'N IN DEM VULKERN DOONES YO!!!1 YEP YEPS!!!!! I KNOWS ALL DEM LADIES WANT A PIECE OF TIS HER GOODNESS BUT MAH LUVS NEOLYN GONE HAS ALLL OF THE GOODNESS FOR HERSELVERS YO!!!!!! dunt cry... cuz i gotes some of mah wedd'n pictures done came on backs from dem photomart and LOOKIE HER!!!!








    http://derfthegalka.com/KI/122309/1.jpg
    NOWS THIS RIGHT HAR IS WHEN WE DONE ENTERED DEM DUNESSSS!!!! YEAH I AM SHOUTING RIGHT THAR TO TELL ALL DEM NOOBLIEHS THAT GOOOOOD OL DERFTHEGALKA DONE GETTIN MARRIED IN DEM PLACE WUERS I DONE LEVELED ON UPSSS!!! YO!





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    yeaahhhhh we under dem treee gett'n rdy for the festivars broderss!!!!!!!!!1111 HAR HAR HARRR IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE I AM A PIMP AND DEM THOSE MAH TWO HOS... BUT THAT NOT TRUE DEM DERFIESLILHALPERS AND THE ONLY HOing IS GOOOOD OL DERFYCLAUSE HO HO HO HO HO HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO'N his lil ol wayz to ur cookies and milk YO!!!!!



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    YEAH SO NE WAYS THIS US STARTING OUR WALKING TO DEM GUY THAT DONE TELL US WE MARRIED!!!!!! OAWWWHHH MY LUV LOOKS MIGHTY SMEXY RIGHT THERE RIGHT NOE!!! I CULD HARDLY HOLD MYSELVES DOWN !!!1 I WANTED TO DO HER RIGHT HERE RIGHT HOW AND RIGHT HOW BUT I KNOWS HOWS ITS IN DEM GALKA STYLE YO!!!! HAR HARRR HARR HARRR HARRRRRRRRS





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    DUN DEEE DUN DEEEE DERFFFF!!!1 YEAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH DERFIE DUN THE DEED YO!! AND GOT HITCHED.!! MAH GOOOD BUDDEH JACKER DONE TOLD US OFF..ERR.. MARRIED US OFF YO!!!!


    http://derfthegalka.com/KI/122309/wth.jpg
    WELLL WE GONE TO MAH HOMETOWN FOR SUM SMEXYING.... HEH HEH... AND WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL1!!!! WHO DONE IMPERSONAING DERFYCLAUS MAN WHAT THE HELLL!?!?!!




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    wellllllzzzzzz anywayz WE GONE TO DEM GET OURS MARRING LICENSE YO!! ITS A BIG UNSAME TO A BIRDIE LICENSE BUT WHAT... THE HELL!!!!! IU DON'T HAVE THAT KINDA MONEH MAN!!!!!!!!!!1111 OH WELLZ ITS OKAY.... DERF AND NEO CAN STILL SMEXY IT UPS WITHOUTS A MARRIEAGE LICENSE THAT WAT MY UNCLE GERF DONE DID WITH MAH SISTA SO THAT BE FINE FOR GOOD OL DERFIKINS YO!!! http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png













    ******************WARNINGS DEM FOLLING SCENE CONSAINS NUDDITY AND SMEXYING YO!!! http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png*****************************






















    http://derfthegalka.com/KI/122309/5.jpg

    YES THIS IS A SMEXYAL SCENE YO!!!! BUTTTT I WAS HUNGRAH IN DEM MIDDLE OF THE SMEXYING AND WE ATE SOME FOOD YO!!!! HAR HARRR




    soooo broders ss des MAH WEDD'N PICTURESS.. MAKE SURE TO STAY TUNED FOR DEM WEDD'N VIDEOES YO!!!!! http://derfthegalka.com/derfyboard/i...rfy_avatar.png
  2. 2009-12-24 00:23 #2
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    you buckled son I'm disappoint

    take this shit to GD or FFXIV like a boss and prove em wrong. show the world who derf rally ass broder
  3. 2009-12-24 00:42 #3
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    A Christmas Wedding, grats Derf, she's a lucky woman lol

    HAPPEH WEDDIN DAY BRODER
  4. 2009-12-24 00:46 #4
    DERFTHEGALKA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howard Roark View Post
    A Christmas Wedding, grats Derf, she's a lucky woman lol

    HAPPEH WEDDIN DAY BRODER
    OAWWH HELL WHY THANKS YA!!!!!! ITS A SPECIL DAY FOR DERFIE AND NEOS YO!!!!
  5. 2009-12-24 01:33 #5
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    DAMN I MISSED IT :< Congrats broder!
  6. 2009-12-24 02:08 #6
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    2/5
  7. 2009-12-24 02:59 #7
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    Shut the fuck up, numbers.
  8. 2009-12-24 03:01 #8
    Shiroikage
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    Derf, I approve of you doing your thing, but I don't read the posts you're satirizing and I'm sure not going to read yours.
  9. 2009-12-24 03:11 #9
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akanei View Post
    Shut the fuck up, numbers.
    sausage nipples was being generous in the name of xmas and some jew baby being born and fucking shit up. so you shut your mouth and accept it
  10. 2009-12-24 03:29 #10
    Howard Roark
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    perm lol.. why you remembering a dude's nipples, you want his number or something?
  11. 2009-12-24 03:33 #11
    MF Perm tha Fineass
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    man them shits were bigger than jesus. use of numbers and nipples in same sentence earns big points though, that was like an anagram or onomatopoeia or some shit

    well done, even thought I like it medium rare
  12. 2009-12-24 03:34 #12
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    gives me a headache to read what you wrote but GRATS DERF U DA MAN
  13. 2009-12-24 03:43 #13
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    Fuckin asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowboy Curtis View Post
    use of numbers and nipples in same sentence earns big points though, that was like an anagram or onomatopoeia or some shit
    alliteration
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    but not really in that example
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    Example: Niggas nibble nimbly upon number's nubile nipples.
  17. 2009-12-24 11:14 #17
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    I just happened to walk up on this last night when I was on my way to Selbina and I was like......wtf?? Great wedding. Grats DERFMAN!!!
  18. 2009-12-24 11:25 #18
    Omniyoji
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    lmao @ the pic with the impostor.

    congrats DERF!
  19. 2009-12-24 11:25 #19
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    how can i be the only one that does not find this junx funny?
  20. 2009-12-24 11:25 #20
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    congrats none the less
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