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  1. 2010-01-04 14:35 #1
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    Friend is having heart attack at work

    One of my colleagues just had a heart attack outside and we helped him as much as possible until the ambulance arrived. Sucks yo. Hope he is ok, will be going to hospital after work.

    Funny thing is, he is an MD and he was telling us what to do, thank goodness for that.
  2. 2010-01-04 14:35 #2
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    only acceptable solution is to drive a stake through his heart to stop it
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    Drive your dick through his heart
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    Just like how I drove mine through Danielle.
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    He was too smart for that and shapeshifted into a wolf.
  6. 2010-01-04 14:45 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Domon Kasshu View Post
    Just like how I drove mine through Danielle.
    You are mixing up yourself with me and you with Danielle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Funny thing is, he is an MD and he was telling us what to do, thank goodness for that.
    That's gotta be weird. More of this please
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    give him aspirin and tell him to chew it? shit aint hard.
  9. 2010-01-04 14:52 #9
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    Well, essentially he told everyone to get away and had us get certain medications (either asprin or viagra) we got him an asprin because that was all that was on hand. Then we elevated his feet and within 5 min the ambulance was there.

    Hope the asshole is ok, we are supposed to do dinner on wednesday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senoska View Post
    give him aspirin and tell him to chew it? shit aint hard.
    take your rocl anger out of this thread kthx
  11. 2010-01-04 14:53 #11
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  12. 2010-01-04 15:00 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    He probably saw your horrible fag sandals.

    lol the way you guys ride on a guy wearing sandals is amusing at best, pitiful at worst.


    Dont you have any new matieral?

    It might behoove you to do a little bit of reaching since you aint got shit else going for ya.


    Fanes did it better, just sayin
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    don't get mad; instead, stop wearing sandlols.
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    Will never stop wearing sandals
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Well, essentially he told everyone to get away and had us get certain medications (either asprin or viagra) we got him an asprin because that was all that was on hand. Then we elevated his feet and within 5 min the ambulance was there.

    Hope the asshole is ok, we are supposed to do dinner on wednesday.
    like actual aspirin? Because people use the term aspirin for anything thats pill like tylenol when thats actually acetaminophen. Wondering what viagra would have done?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    like actual aspirin? Because people use the term aspirin for anything thats pill like tylenol when thats actually acetaminophen. Wondering what viagra would have done?
    Yeah, actual aspirin. Other painkillers won't work.

    Also, taking first aid course helps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LinktheDeme View Post
    like actual aspirin? Because people use the term aspirin for anything thats pill like tylenol when thats actually acetaminophen. Wondering what viagra would have done?
    I will find out 2night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizango View Post
    Mad.
    I am more sad but yes I am now mad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    You are mixing up yourself with me and you with Danielle
    Do I look like a blond-haired, spikey-headed faggot to you? I know when I'm the one that's done something.
    I don't need to fall in a pool of souls to remember whether or not I've stuck my penis in something.
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