Raking leaves w/ a negro (no bags required)

**Cream Soda** · 2010-01-20 18:38

Basically, my uncle got fined for our excessive leaves

http://i46.tinypic.com/29usg03.jpg

But, we didn't have any bags, but he was being pissy about me solving the problem

http://i49.tinypic.com/2n9w4z9.jpg

So after gathering up my first barrel, I head for the back yard

http://i49.tinypic.com/358zyn6.jpg

hmmm, I wonder what can be on the other side of my fence

http://i47.tinypic.com/vcyjnr.jpg

Oh hey look, a walkway! Let's walk a bit and see what we can find

http://i48.tinypic.com/jh7b6p.jpg

Stepping stones, it seems they want me to go to the other side

http://i45.tinypic.com/2a82r83.jpg

hello, unsuspecting side yard

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5 more trips later and...

http://i48.tinypic.com/166aazm.jpg

Done, not a single bag required.

**Conrad** · 2010-01-20 18:39

You are maybe the least-functioning person I know on the forums or otherwise, no offense though.

edit: functioning in society

**Colenzo** · 2010-01-20 18:40

would have been so much easier if you just used bags

**TheShadyMan** · 2010-01-20 18:40

Just fucking burn them.

**TheShadyMan** · 2010-01-20 18:40

Fucking Jew leaves.

**Conrad** · 2010-01-20 18:42

Hey now, they didn't try and do your taxes or anything

**Ragnell** · 2010-01-20 18:42

lol

**TheShadyMan** · 2010-01-20 18:42

Damn right they didn't.
Because I set them on fire.

**Cream Soda** · 2010-01-20 18:43

Originally Posted by Colenzo

would have been so much easier if you just used bags

Nah, have to hold bags open and shit hard to get the leaves in. I can fill up that can in 30 secs. The whole process, raking the pile included, which was spread across my entire yard, took an hour and 15 mins.

When there's less and I don't let it pile up, going strictly w/ bags averages me an hour and a half, especially when you include what breaks and i have to rebag.

**Ksandra** · 2010-01-20 18:46

Sometimes I feel like CT is a whole separate country. People get fined for that shit? Seriously?

**Zalius** · 2010-01-20 18:46

at least they arent pine needles. fucking hated that shit at my moms. couldnt fucking go outside without getting industrial strength glue on your shit and one would do a flying needle stab on you at least once a week. fuck it all when it was windy

**Mertron** · 2010-01-20 20:46

in my old house we had this great idea to dispose of leaves

we were lazy so we said fuck it, we'll push them along the basement wall and set them on fire

we ended up melting some of the siding on the house

landlord was not pleased

k maybe it wasnt a good idea, but fuck it was awesome

**Cream Soda** · 2010-01-20 21:10

Originally Posted by Mertron

in my old house we had this great idea to dispose of leaves

we were lazy so we said fuck it, we'll push them along the basement wall and set them on fire

we ended up melting some of the siding on the house

landlord was not pleased

k maybe it wasnt a good idea, but fuck it was awesome

you have to pay for it?

**Cream Soda** · 2010-01-20 21:13

Originally Posted by Ivve

stay with me here, but you put the bag in the can. put the leaves in the bag. change the bag to avoid trekking all the way out to your dump location. shit's hard, i know.

Didn't have any bags, and usually the can is full of garbitch. And the bags my uncle usually gets are half the size of that can, so they wouldn't fit either way. Also the trip took about 2 mins per run, so wasn't bad at all tbh.

**Darkslitter** · 2010-01-20 21:17

still need a bag to pick up your negro turd.

**Darkslitter** · 2010-01-20 21:18

but that's only if you're the negro being used

**Mizango** · 2010-01-20 21:34

Ivve, you should know first hand that there is no reasoning with a nigga.

Also, I'm glad you're back <3 No Titanss.

**Qalbert** · 2010-01-20 22:30

yw

**Cheerios** · 2010-01-20 22:50

I secure a tarp to the ground with either sticks or tent stakes, and rake all the leaves on top of it. You can drag it or carry it easily to your neighbor's yard if you want to

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-conte...ckbar-tarp.jpg

**Mertron** · 2010-01-20 23:01

Originally Posted by Cream Soda

you have to pay for it?

not me personally but yes

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