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I just woke up in a hotel jacuzzi. I don't remember how I got here but my asshole doesnt hurt, my kidneys are intact, my wallet has what I left in it last night and there is no dead hooker.
What do I do?
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2010-02-19 07:37 #123 years old
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So
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2010-02-19 07:37 #2Un-Rad Conrad
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Fix all three of those problems first, you're doing it wrong.
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2010-02-19 07:38 #323 years old
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Well four now.
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2010-02-19 07:39 #4Black Guy from Predator.
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The Immortal Bill Duke
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take what freebies are in sight and leave
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2010-02-19 07:39 #523 years old
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There's no one in the room at all, this is weird as fuck.
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2010-02-19 08:28 #6Ryko's Full of Lies and Johns
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This is one of those damned if you do, damned if you don't situations.
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2010-02-19 08:37 #7Silly Hat Connoisseur
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what's the last thing you remember from last night?
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2010-02-19 08:39 #8Un-Rad Conrad
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Check your debit card balance though
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2010-02-19 08:43 #923 years old
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I got my deposit this week in cash because the fees on my debit card were really starting to fuck me over. I remember being at a club about 30 minutes from here.
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2010-02-19 08:45 #10Silly Hat Connoisseur
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Not feeling sick or anything?
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2010-02-19 08:45 #11Users Awaiting Email Confirmation
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Raped by a man with a small dick most likely, asshole being ok doesn't rule this out.
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2010-02-19 08:47 #1223 years old
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No hangover, no weird taste in my mouth. It's probably the best sleep I got all week.
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2010-02-19 08:48 #13Un-Rad Conrad
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So how long do you plan to hide out in that hotel
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2010-02-19 08:50 #14Banned.
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you got date raped by a really fat bitch, prepare for disgusting offspring
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2010-02-19 08:50 #15Silly Hat Connoisseur
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I'd be half tempted to wait and see who showed up, but also half creeped out and wanting to leave asap
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2010-02-19 08:52 #1623 years old
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Check out is in 2 hours and I have to be at dan's at noon, so another 90 minutes.
Originally Posted by Skirkle
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2010-02-19 09:13 #17Users Awaiting Email Confirmation
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If your hand is smaller than your face you got raped
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2010-02-19 12:14 #18Banned.
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The correct answer is to ask for room service and make a run for it after.
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2010-02-19 12:14 #19Banned.
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Don't forget them towels n' shit.
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2010-02-19 12:24 #20Canadian Fury
MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE
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Man, if I'm in a jacuzzi and I don't have to get out, I'm not getting out.
