about my beard; friend called me a terrorist

[Faris]

so i bump in to a good friend of mine; who i havent seen for a year now.


we do our usual brotherly hug and the first thing that he says was;


"what happened to you man?" "whats up with the beard?"

"Listen man, im your friend and I gotta tell you; dont let them brainwash you like this."
"i've seen this happen before, people like you go to Iraq and bomb themselves"

a little background on him; when he watched American History X he was so inspired that the next day he shaved his head, and began his research on Hitler, the nazis and all that jazz. but perhaps thats in the past, he's a married man now; maybe he changed..

as he was questioning my "unusual" appearance; i look down to his T-shirt, and it has;

and arrow pointing up saying "the man" and an arrow pointing down saying "the legend" (pointing to his crotch) wearing a leather wristband, a necklace and long hair.


so i look at him smile, and i tell him "maybe some other time, i'll tell you all about it"

oh the irony, OH THE IRONY

an iranian muslim looking like a teenage american rockband fanboy telling an arab..looking like an arab that he's brainwashed...the fucking nerve

i blame your shitty, yet effective media. thanks assholes.


was i ranting? ^ _ ^

[Krye]

Just get your skin washed instead IMO

[Charismatic]

How can you blame the American media for him being stupid?

[Faris]

because your media is a primary tool to imperialize other societies

media scares me;;

[Blarg]

oh my god

a leather wristband means he is way too far gone for anyone to help

real arabs used 28k dialup just like mohammad. get off your fancy interwebs

[Faris]

oh my god

a leather wristband means he is way too far gone for anyone to help

real arabs used 28k dialup just like mohammad. get off your fancy interwebs

real white people enslave africans. get off your fancy "open-mindness"

[Blarg]

whites are only letting africans think they are free now so when we re enslave them it will be a huge shock to them and us evil whiteys can laugh a lot

ps I heard a rumour that mohammad was unable to beat super mario bros back in the day, is this true?

[Ryko]

Is arabs calling eachother terrorists like blax calling eachother nigga?

Like "mah terroris'"

[Mizango]

To be fair Firas, I have told you about that magnificent beard for about a year now, but your friend is clearly jealous that his chin follicles cant excrete 3 feet of jesus worthy awesome that you call a beard.

You seriously should make a fan page for your beard, that shit is fucking boss. Fuck that haters my nigga <3

[QuePsiXI]

Is arabs calling eachother terrorists like blax calling eachother nigga?

Like "mah terroris'"

It's all about the a and the or* my nigga. Terrorist is racist, Terrarist is love and respect.
They dap each other with pulled pin grenades too.

[SilverBreeze]

LOL

[Conformity]

I think that guy is a prototypical iranian, does he drive in a BMW, wear lots of cologne and wear a lot of gold?

[Qalbert]

frollicles

[Ragnell]

I am so dissapointted it took firas this long to post here during beard month, this is basically his own month. also Firas baby

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/648...nzc3565878.jpg

[Faris]

fuck yeah

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

holy shit son where have you been I thought you totally allah akbar'd yourself by now

[Ragnell]

Since Chuyu isnt here yet,

Tags

[Colenzo]

lmao

[Alleya]

But you ARE a terrorist

[Conrad]

And then John was a jihad.