Man used penis to assault female police officer

[Baelorn]

Rape, right? Wrong!

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November. They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.
"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/8570398.stm

I'm just curious why her face was at penis level. Or was he leaping into the air while she took evasive action?

[SephYuyX]

Evasive action.

[ZarakiKujata]

tripped over his numerous Guiness cans.

[Cleverness]

Good thing he wasn't black, otherwise it'd be Assault with a Deadly Weapon.

[ZarakiKujata]

Good thing he wasn't black, otherwise he'd have gotten the shit beat out of him

ftfy

[Cream Soda]

LMFAO at the lats 2 comments

[umadbro?]

this shit is win

[Jaybar]

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November

When I first read this I thought:

A) The police are really slow
B) He had been drunk since November

Then I learned to read.

[Pirian]

So he being drunk in his own home? Not quite sure I'm understanding why the cops were called in the first place.

[Shenrien]

best news article ever..

[Jb1210a]

Apparently it's against the law to get drunk in your own house over there.

[Jaybar]

He was wearing only his underwear. That's practically public nudity over there. IN HIS OWN HOME.

And who knows, maybe he was assaulting the wife in the mouth.

[Rhinox]

lol@ tags

[Pepsodent]

Thread title + scrolling "Daily News" banner really got me.

[Woozie]

Apparently it's against the law to get drunk in your own house over there.

Slippery slope. If we let people get drunk in their homes, next thing you know they'll want to marry animals in their homes.

[vagus]

got a good chuckle from the LS as i posted the 1st line of the article. Well done.

[Mayareira]

This...is something I'd like to do at least once in my life. I can understand the frustration of the police officer though.

[Tricen]

Slippery slope. If we let people get drunk in their homes, next thing you know they'll want to marry animals in their homes.

But if said animals had guns then we could all get abortions!

[Afrohatch]

Good thing he wasn't black, otherwise it'd be Assault with a Deadly Weapon.

your screen name fits your post, well played sir

[LinktheDeme]

Good thing he wasn't black, otherwise it'd be Assault with a Deadly Weapon.

Because he's black or because his Penis would have been bigger?