CRY MORE YOU STUPID QQ BABY

[Krye]

MY FRIEND SERIOUSLY JUST LEFT FOR SCHOOL WITHOUT ME.

HE CAME IN MY ROOM AND SAID WE WERE LEAVING IN FIVE MINUTES SO I GOT UP, GOT DRESSED AND READY TO GO, AND LAID BACK DOWN TO WAIT FOR HIM TO BE READY.

HE COMES BACK IN AND SAYS, "SERIOUSLY!?" THEN SLAMS THE DOOR.

I ASSUME HE THINKS I'M NOT READY, SO I YELL AFTER HIM, THROW MY SHOES ON(THEY'RE ALREADY TIED, THIS PROCESS TAKES A FEW SECONDS), AND PUT MY JACKET ON.

I WALK OUTSIDE AND SEE HIM DRIVING DOWN THE STREET.

I COME BACK INSIDE AND CALL HIM AND HE DOES NOT PICK UP HIS PHONE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU STUPID FAGGOTY LITTLE BITCH.

[Mizango]

I thought this was going to be a Morgan Freeman thread. Your friend is a bastard though, I forgot who suggested this but why not just go in his room and cum in his socks while he is gone? If he does not live with you then do it the next time you are at his residence.

Either that or throat fuck his mom, either way is win.

[Krye]

I live at his house with him, I am broke and do not have a car so I have no way of getting to school by myself. I don't know what the fuck his problem was this morning but I'm really fucking pissed about missing a college class (I KNOW I KNOW LOL COMMUNITY COLLEGE WHATEVER LOSERS I'M TRYING TO TAKE MY LIFE SERIOUSLY BABY STEPS GET OFF MY DICK) because he wants to throw a little hissy fit probably because he got in a fight with his girlfriend who also lives with us about the fact that he lies to her several times a day and expects to get away with it.

[Qalbert]

yeah sucks when shit like that happens
we had a whole van full of people going to see a movie and we stopped at a sonic to get food and I said I'd go order on foot so it was less complicated
I get my food and they've driven off and no one answers their phone.

[Abandon]

rofl, owned. Sucks niggerhater

[Krye]

yeah sucks when shit like that happens
we had a whole van full of people going to see a movie and we stopped at a sonic to get food and I said I'd go order on foot so it was less complicated
I get my food and they've driven off and no one answers their phone.

That's cause nobody likes you dumbshit they were ditching your retarded ass

[Mizango]

Man community college is an untapped resource, fuck the bullshit. No need to drop 40 grand on some bullshit when you can do it for a fraction of the cost.

[Mizango]

yeah sucks when shit like that happens
we had a whole van full of people going to see a movie and we stopped at a sonic to get food and I said I'd go order on foot so it was less complicated
I get my food and they've driven off and no one answers their phone.

HAHA damn man, that's foul.

[Ksandra]

in Kryeland school starts at around 11 am

my college classes started at 8 you lucky lazy ass bastard

[Callisto]

eh you're failing the class anyways so it's not like you missed anything

[Krye]

THE CLASS I AM FAILING IS ON FRIDAY.

THIS IS THE CLASS THAT I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT MY GRADE IS BUT IT IS STILL PROBABLY BAD.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET OUR MIDTERMS BACK TODAY BUT I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL WEDNESDAY TO SEE WHAT I GOT ON IT.

[Arvin]

in Kryeland school starts at around 11 am

my college classes started at 8 you lucky lazy ass bastard

some people learn their lessons after one year of college and take later classes. freshman year i had 8ams, then the next 4 years i had nothing earlier than 10. (5th year senior shit yeah)

[Ksandra]

some people learn their lessons after one year of college and take later classes. freshman year i had 8ams, then the next 4 years i had nothing earlier than 10. (5th year senior shit yeah)

First year 8 ams were all I could get into, and after that japanese class was at 8


I did however usually work my schedule so I'd get either monday or friday off, (and a few semesters I got both off)

[Mizango]

japanese class was at 8

Weaboo.

[Qalbert]

HAHA damn man, that's foul.

worst part was I literally planned the thing singlehandedly, like I found the showtime, got someone to drive, and told everyone what the plan was

[Ksandra]

Weaboo.

I admit it.

I was more interested in like old Japanese art though at the time and wanted to teach English in Japan, so I could go look at the kofuns n' shit.

But I'm not denying there were weeboo reasons as well.

[Krye]

GOD I AM SO MAD ABOUT THIS BUT I CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M OUT OF FOOD SO THE FIRST THING I HAVE TO DO WHEN HE GETS HOME IS ASK HIM TO TAKE ME TO THE STORE INSTEAD OF CALLING HIM A DUMB COCK SUCKING BITCH

[Ksandra]

holy fuck get your own car

[Qalbert]

open regedit on his PC and delete shit until delete doesn't work anymore

[Alleya]

Calmly explain to him that you were just waiting for him to be ready and that you're sorry you didn't make it clear before hand. Promise that you will be more concise in the future and more considerate of his time, since you are very grateful that he goes to the trouble to help you out since you don't have your own car. Give him a hug.

Then stab him in the back. Wedge the blade between some vertebrae.