so I had this dream

[Callisto]

where someone stole my cat

[Callisto]

they were black

[Callisto]

the cat thief, not my cat, she's gray mostly

[Callisto]

was definitely too slender with too much hair to be Ryko

[Callisto]

so whichever of you other blax are stealing my dreamcats I'd appreciate you not doing so

[Absolutely Virtue]

i had a dream last night that my grandmother (who died ten years ago) died, and instead of burying her i put her body in a lake. only it wasn't a lake, it was a pond. and it wasn't her body, but instead some random shit in a plastic bag. and as it started to sink and kinda float away, i started crying and called my mom and said WHAT HAVE I DONE?! and when i woke up, i was actually crying.

[Callisto]

did she steal my cat?

[Absolutely Virtue]

are you calling my grandma black?

[Callisto]

it was dark I could have misremembered

[Maguspk]

I had a dream I was watching a small child and he was on the second floor and I was on the bottom floor. For some reason the banister was adjustable and could be up (normal) or drop into the floor leaving a drop. I was having this little kid jump from the top and I'd catch him, just for fun. Then one time the balcony was down and he jumped before I could get there to be ready to catch him. He fell and was like near death just crying in pain and I was furious at 'Who the fuck lowered the banister?' I went up to his Dad's room, who was one of my roommates, to let him know what had happened but there was no answer at the door so I assumed he was not home. A very old acquaintance who apparently was my roommate in this dream walked in and I started accusing him of lowering the banister carelessly when we had a kid living here. He said he didn't do it and then went to the kid's Dad's room and knocked then when there was no answer just walked in. The Dad was sitting there at a desk, dressed business casual and just looked up and when I explained his son was like half dead he didn't even care and said, 'Well, I guess just try to make him comfortable.'

This is where it gets weird.

I drank a bunch of water and the kid became a fetus somehow and for some reason I drank him and when I felt something solid in my mouth as I was drinking I just sort of chewed it. I started to taste blood and the texture of skin and when I couldn't find the kid I panicked and took the solid object out of my mouth and it was the fetus. It looked lifeless and I was really distressed now, I started trying to separate pieces and bring his chewed up fetus body back into order and suddenly his heart dropped out of the chewed fetal mass onto the floor. It sat there beating and then I flipped the fuck out. I looked back at the rest of the fetus in my and and it was totally lifeless. I wanted to help this kid but I chewed him and now I was just holding a dead fetus in mmy hand, the taste of blood in my mouth.

I woke up and I could still taste the blood.

What does this mean?

[Callisto]

means if someone asked if you would eat a fetus for a klondike bar you already know how to answer

[Maguspk]

loll

[Diamicles]

you could say that the person was a cat burglar

[#686578]

Look, this isnt a thread about your shitty ass dreams. We have to help this man find his fucking dreamcat

[Darkslitter]

callisto lost his dreamcast?

[Darkslitter]

what are you going to play power stone on?

[Darkslitter]

or phantasy star online?!

[Qalbert]

first GIS result for dreamcat
http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/...-cat-venus.jpg
its a fucking catdroid

[Mizango]

I used to read word up magazine.

[Chun Liroy]

Hey stop stealing my facebook statuses.