Creepy Facebook Stalkers.

[Neosutra]

Ok so I got into the Facebook craze about a year ago as a way to keep in contact with family I never see and a few old friends. However, I keep getting friend requests from old "friends" that I either barely knew or knew so long ago that I really could care less about hearing from them again.

Now I dont mind people being friendly on a social site, but some of these people either have no lives or are borderline stalkers.

For instance, my last friend request:

Knew this girl when I was like 13, kissed her once in her swimming pool, were loosely friends for a year in highschool. Chick looks me up on facebook and doesnt find me, so she then searches google for me and finally finds me and befriends me. Finds me online and chats "HELLO!!, I finally found you!". Starts talking about how I was her first kiss and how she loved me so much and was devasted when I went out with someone else.. How she is happily married to her man that she loves, but I will always be her first true love.

I was like "uh wow thats nice, thanx.. Ya I remember that one time we kissed.. gotta go now".

She said to check out her pics (her wedding pics) by befriending her husband, and that he would be cool with be befriending her because he "has heard her talk of me quite often".

She then said she had to go to lunch with her mother, but would tell her I said Hi, and that her mother had asked about me from time to time.. Just fuckin frreaky.

I got to check out this girls pics and apparently she has been eatin by another larger girl as well. Is this a growing phenomina, where married chicks or dudes that stayed in their small town and did nothing but get married and get fat look up their old childhood woulda-coulda-shouldas? Maybe its just that Ive moved around a lot and barely remember my highschool days, but I just find it weird to have so many people looking me up trying to find that friend or secret love they think they've lost..

Dont people realize that if someone didnt keep in touch with you.. it's probably because they didnt want to talk to you in the first place?

Or am I an asshole? Idk maybe I'd feel different if this chick wasnt a whale now lol. Guess it's never a bad thing to have hot stockers, but who the fuck wants bertha!?

[SephYuyX]

Na, fuck the FB crap. I dont add anyone, I have no profile and everything is locked down tight, I have probably only made one status update ever, the people I dont see on a weekly basis dont have access to my pictures, and im offline on the chat thingy. Near impossible to find me anywhere in the online world.

Ive had a few times where people friend me out of no where that I havent seen in ages, and basically same kind of story, 'omg i havent seen you in forever, and i know we used to be really close, but i want you to invite you to my wedding', go to look at some pics and super whales. Same deal with two other girls, wtf is this bs.

FB is only good for seeing what people are up to on nights and weekends if I miss a text, and stalking.

Granted since youre back to killing people irl, having chat open is nice to talk to people back in the world; but yeah, set up some groups so the people you dont want anything to do with cant see your shit and cant see you online.

Annoying as hell to get random messages, but screw it, I dont like half the people on my list, and I dont see them ever, so they just get ignored, it's not rude. But yes, it is nice to have some hot people to go through their pics. Best way is to have a sister or female cousins and go through their friends pics because everyone of those dumb bitches have all their info shown tot he world.

[Klutz]

In regards to your comment about people staying in their hometowns, that's why I fucking peaced out of NH ASAP. I wouldn't stay in NH even if someone paid all my bills for me.

[Chun Liroy]

I thought this thread was started by Lyn about me, lol.

[Guitarman]

you answered your own question when you said it was a fat chick. fat chicks want to eat their cake and...have more cake.

[Neosutra]

Im not joking, -every- chick that stayed back in my home town gained like 60 pounds minimum. Couldnt ONE have taken it easy on the fucking cookies?

Not to mention, if you had a "true love that you always wanted to connect with", wouldnt you be fucking ashamed for them to see you super sized??

[Headspace]

Na, fuck the FB crap. I dont add anyone, I have no profile and everything is locked down tight, I have probably only made one status update ever, the people I dont see on a weekly basis dont have access to my pictures, and im offline on the chat thingy. Near impossible to find me anywhere in the online world.

whoa man, shocking.

[SephYuyX]

Klutz did you live anywhere near Lyme?

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

Oh man I love!!!!! Facebook here's my Farmville:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8GV5iwWTdL...e+Facebook.jpg

This is a screen shot of my Farmville farm on Facebook. I am not really using my land wisely to make the most money on Farmville. But I got tired of it taking so long for me to plow and plant crops. So I decided to break my farm down into 4x4 sections. Also spent alot of time and money to buy the Barn and all the other small decorations.

[Moss]

^lol

but yeah Facebook is stalker's paradise

[vagus]

Gotta love girls who "hate" it, but use there bf's or guy friends accounts to spy on chicks they hated in high school. Lol.

[Vuitton]

I FB stalk every cute guy I have class with. However, I don't friend request them. I like to remain in stealth.

[Caiti]

This girl at my work deleted 90% of our coworkers off her friends list the other day. Was the funniest thing, everyone made a big stink about it (including my boss who actually texted her to see why she was "de-friended). You'd think someone died with how upset they all were. Has anyone else noticed people get that crazy over this website? I don't get what all the hype is.

[Ivve]

Oh man I love!!!!! Facebook here's my Farmville:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8GV5iwWTdL...e+Facebook.jpg

This is a screen shot of my Farmville farm on Facebook. I am not really using my land wisely to make the most money on Farmville. But I got tired of it taking so long for me to plow and plant crops. So I decided to break my farm down into 4x4 sections. Also spent alot of time and money to buy the Barn and all the other small decorations.

OMG you HAVE to friend me I fucking LIVE for farmville!!!!!!!!!

[Vuitton]

This girl at my work deleted 90% of our coworkers off her friends list the other day. Was the funniest thing, everyone made a big stink about it (including my boss who actually texted her to see why she was "de-friended). You'd think someone died with how upset they all were. Has anyone else noticed people get that crazy over this website? I don't get what all the hype is.

LMAO

I work at a law firm and some serious shit went down between two legal secretaries because one of them defriended the other. It was amazing what a shit storm it caused.

[MF Perm tha Fineass]

OMG you HAVE to friend me I fucking LIVE for farmville!!!!!!!!!

DUDE........!!!!!!11!!!!11!1 Check this shit out.......


http://www.theinternetinformation.co.../farmville.jpg


FarmVille is a great place to go to escape the rigors of everyday life. You can get back to nature and enjoy the peace and tranquility that comes from working on the land. However, not everything in FarmVille is an escape from the ordinary. You still need money for just about everything you do. You have to buy the seeds to plant, and you’ll even have to pay a small sum for each plot of land you plow.
These costs are easily managed of course because you’re harvesting and selling your crops for more than it cost to plant them.

There are a lot of other items you can buy in the FarmVille market to decorate and build up your farm, and you won’t be able to get these without some significant sums of cash. Buying these items will also get you some much needed experience points to help you advance to the next level, so you’ll have to find a way to make sure you have enough money for all the discretionary items you want to buy.

Gettin Started in Farmville

If you’re new to the world of FarmVille, it won’t likely take long for you to figure out why this game has captured the imagination of so many people. There are a ton of options when it comes to what seeds you can grow, what buildings and decorations you can put on your farm, and which types of livestock you choose to raise. Because you do have so many options though, it can be a little difficult at first to figure out where to start in order to develop your farm right.

Expand Slowly

You want to get the most out of your land when you’re working in FarmVille. This means that you’ll want to clear a substantial amount of land so that you can plant as many crops as possible. You do have to be careful about how much land you clear at once though. It costs 15 coins to clear one plot of land, so if you clear too many at once, you won’t have any coins left to buy the seeds you want to plant.

It’s best to slowly expand your plowed plots of land so that you’re always able to take full advantage of their planting potential. After each harvest, it’s a good idea to replant on all of your current plots first. Once you’ve done this it will be much easier to figure out how much more land you can afford to clear this time around. Following this pattern will quickly allow you to expand your farm while ensuring that you always have enough money to plant on all of your cleared plots.

Plan Your Harvests

Another aspect of FarmVille that it can be tough to get the hang of at first is timing your harvests right. Each crop you plant in the game will take a particular amount of time to mature. Once a crop is mature, you can harvest it. But don’t wait too long. If you don’t get back in time, your crops will wither and you’ll just have to plow the land again and start over. It’s important to plan your plantings so that you’ll be able to get back to check on your farm before this happens.

One of the great things about FarmVille is that you can take it as seriously as you want to take it. If you only want to log in once a week, that’s fine. Just make sure you plant crops that will last that long. Once you start playing though, it’s not likely you’ll be able to stay away for very long.

How to Level Up Quicky in Farmville

There are more and more people joining the ranks of FarmVille every day. No one can get enough of this game and there are plenty of reasons why. In FarmVille, you can get away from the noise and stress of everyday life. Just relax, plant some seeds, harvest some crops – not a bad way to spend an evening. And as you do this, you’ll naturally advance in levels over time.

There may come a time, though, when you want to get a little more out of the game. Every time you move up a level, you unlock new seeds, decorations, and other discretionary items. This means that in order to get the most out of your FarmVille experience, you’ll have to level up quickly to unlock as many items and bonuses as you can.

The Basics

But how do you do this? There are several things to keep in mind if you want to level up quickly in FarmVille. You probably already know that in order to level up, you need to accumulate experience points. For example, each plot of land you plow gets you one experience point. In the early stages of game play, the number of experience points you get by plowing land and planting crops is plenty to allow you to advance at a reasonable pace. Once you get through the initial stages though, you start to need more and more experience points to level up.

Focus on Experience

When you want to build up experience points quickly in FarmVille, you have to supplement what you gain from your normal harvests with other activities. Making improvements to your farm is a good way to gain some quick chunks of experience points. Buildings yield the most, but you can get experience from putting up just about any decoration or structure. You just have to pay close attention to the amounts of experience points each item will deliver.

You should also take experience points into consideration when deciding which crops to plant. Crops that take less than a day to grow only yield 1 experience point, while crops that take longer yield 2. That doesn’t mean you only want to plant crops that offer 2 experience points however. If you can get back and harvest them as soon as they’re ready, crops like strawberries will get you more than 2 experience points a day because you can harvest them every 4 hours.

You have to be on top of your harvesting and planting cycles in order to make progress this way though. Putting up buildings on your farm remains the best way to get big boosts in your experience quickly. Save up your cash for those, and you’ll be well on your way to unlocking all of the available items in FarmVille.


Earnings Per Hour

Because you’ll be needing your coins for so much in FarmVille, you need to maximize the earning potential of your farm. The best way to do this is to figure out which crops pay out the most coins per hour. For example, strawberries sell for 35 coins per plot of land harvested and they take 4 hours to grow. Pumpkins, on the other hand, take 8 hours to grow and sell for 68 coins per plot of land harvested.

That means, for the same acreage planted, you’ll earn 8.75 coins per hour by planting strawberries, while the pumpkins will only get you 8.5 coins per hour. This may seem like a small difference, but these small amounts can add up fast. Of course, you won’t be getting your money’s worth unless you can harvest the crops as soon as they’re ready and immediately replant on that land.

A Quick Turnaround

If you’re not going to be able to get back to your farm for 8 hours, you’re much better off planting the pumpkins. The longer you leave a crop after it’s done maturing, the less you’ll be getting per hour once you harvest it. You can only make money fast on crops that mature quickly if you’re going to be able to harvest and replant as soon as they’re ready for sale. Make sure you take these details into consideration when you’re selecting your seeds at the Market, and you’ll be seeing your bank account swelling in no time.

[Neosutra]

I defriended my grandfather for talking politics on facebook too much (worse than swampdonkey on conservative stuff), and the entire family basically acted like I cut out his heart and pissed in his open cavity.

Maybe i just shouldnt do facebook if I dont like talking to my family and have no interest in keeping up with highschool losers still living in the same town they were born in..

[Colenzo]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2570/...ab59e96a80.jpg

[fantasticdan]

I deleted my facebook and myspace accounts years ago for this reason.

[Ivve]

DUDE........!!!!!!11!!!!11!1 Check this shit out.......


http://www.theinternetinformation.co.../farmville.jpg


FarmVille is a great place to go to escape the rigors of everyday life. You can get back to nature and enjoy the peace and tranquility that comes from working on the land. However, not everything in FarmVille is an escape from the ordinary. You still need money for just about everything you do. You have to buy the seeds to plant, and you’ll even have to pay a small sum for each plot of land you plow.
These costs are easily managed of course because you’re harvesting and selling your crops for more than it cost to plant them.

There are a lot of other items you can buy in the FarmVille market to decorate and build up your farm, and you won’t be able to get these without some significant sums of cash. Buying these items will also get you some much needed experience points to help you advance to the next level, so you’ll have to find a way to make sure you have enough money for all the discretionary items you want to buy.

Gettin Started in Farmville

If you’re new to the world of FarmVille, it won’t likely take long for you to figure out why this game has captured the imagination of so many people. There are a ton of options when it comes to what seeds you can grow, what buildings and decorations you can put on your farm, and which types of livestock you choose to raise. Because you do have so many options though, it can be a little difficult at first to figure out where to start in order to develop your farm right.

Expand Slowly

You want to get the most out of your land when you’re working in FarmVille. This means that you’ll want to clear a substantial amount of land so that you can plant as many crops as possible. You do have to be careful about how much land you clear at once though. It costs 15 coins to clear one plot of land, so if you clear too many at once, you won’t have any coins left to buy the seeds you want to plant.

It’s best to slowly expand your plowed plots of land so that you’re always able to take full advantage of their planting potential. After each harvest, it’s a good idea to replant on all of your current plots first. Once you’ve done this it will be much easier to figure out how much more land you can afford to clear this time around. Following this pattern will quickly allow you to expand your farm while ensuring that you always have enough money to plant on all of your cleared plots.

Plan Your Harvests

Another aspect of FarmVille that it can be tough to get the hang of at first is timing your harvests right. Each crop you plant in the game will take a particular amount of time to mature. Once a crop is mature, you can harvest it. But don’t wait too long. If you don’t get back in time, your crops will wither and you’ll just have to plow the land again and start over. It’s important to plan your plantings so that you’ll be able to get back to check on your farm before this happens.

One of the great things about FarmVille is that you can take it as seriously as you want to take it. If you only want to log in once a week, that’s fine. Just make sure you plant crops that will last that long. Once you start playing though, it’s not likely you’ll be able to stay away for very long.

How to Level Up Quicky in Farmville

There are more and more people joining the ranks of FarmVille every day. No one can get enough of this game and there are plenty of reasons why. In FarmVille, you can get away from the noise and stress of everyday life. Just relax, plant some seeds, harvest some crops – not a bad way to spend an evening. And as you do this, you’ll naturally advance in levels over time.

There may come a time, though, when you want to get a little more out of the game. Every time you move up a level, you unlock new seeds, decorations, and other discretionary items. This means that in order to get the most out of your FarmVille experience, you’ll have to level up quickly to unlock as many items and bonuses as you can.

The Basics

But how do you do this? There are several things to keep in mind if you want to level up quickly in FarmVille. You probably already know that in order to level up, you need to accumulate experience points. For example, each plot of land you plow gets you one experience point. In the early stages of game play, the number of experience points you get by plowing land and planting crops is plenty to allow you to advance at a reasonable pace. Once you get through the initial stages though, you start to need more and more experience points to level up.

Focus on Experience

When you want to build up experience points quickly in FarmVille, you have to supplement what you gain from your normal harvests with other activities. Making improvements to your farm is a good way to gain some quick chunks of experience points. Buildings yield the most, but you can get experience from putting up just about any decoration or structure. You just have to pay close attention to the amounts of experience points each item will deliver.

You should also take experience points into consideration when deciding which crops to plant. Crops that take less than a day to grow only yield 1 experience point, while crops that take longer yield 2. That doesn’t mean you only want to plant crops that offer 2 experience points however. If you can get back and harvest them as soon as they’re ready, crops like strawberries will get you more than 2 experience points a day because you can harvest them every 4 hours.

You have to be on top of your harvesting and planting cycles in order to make progress this way though. Putting up buildings on your farm remains the best way to get big boosts in your experience quickly. Save up your cash for those, and you’ll be well on your way to unlocking all of the available items in FarmVille.


Earnings Per Hour

Because you’ll be needing your coins for so much in FarmVille, you need to maximize the earning potential of your farm. The best way to do this is to figure out which crops pay out the most coins per hour. For example, strawberries sell for 35 coins per plot of land harvested and they take 4 hours to grow. Pumpkins, on the other hand, take 8 hours to grow and sell for 68 coins per plot of land harvested.

That means, for the same acreage planted, you’ll earn 8.75 coins per hour by planting strawberries, while the pumpkins will only get you 8.5 coins per hour. This may seem like a small difference, but these small amounts can add up fast. Of course, you won’t be getting your money’s worth unless you can harvest the crops as soon as they’re ready and immediately replant on that land.

A Quick Turnaround

If you’re not going to be able to get back to your farm for 8 hours, you’re much better off planting the pumpkins. The longer you leave a crop after it’s done maturing, the less you’ll be getting per hour once you harvest it. You can only make money fast on crops that mature quickly if you’re going to be able to harvest and replant as soon as they’re ready for sale. Make sure you take these details into consideration when you’re selecting your seeds at the Market, and you’ll be seeing your bank account swelling in no time.

I'm seriously really glad you posted this, because I just started playing and it's really difficult to start from scratch at this point.