I Have Never Been More Disappointed

[Krye]

One of my best friends is dating a fat, stupid, ugly nigger.

She has no redeeming features.

I did not inquire as to whether he was desperate for pussy or if he actually likes her. Either way he is eternally damned and disease shall infect his body and he will wither away dying from the inside out.

When I found out I started ranting about nigger juice and splitting dark oak and somebody in the vent channel kicked me because he's black.

My friend told me to come back in and I told him the atmosphere was too dark for me.

Where do we go from here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC4Jgtyql1s#t=38s

[Odon]

We talking about Gabe?

[Krye]

Yes.

[Abandon]

you are such a pill.

[Krye]

This is like American History X when Edward Norton is like why the fuck are you doing business with those niggers and then the other white guys are like chill bro we've loved niggers all along and then when he stands up for what he believes in he gets gang raped in the ass.

[Ohaigaiz]

you are such a pill.

see what i mean?

[Alleya]

Krye you need to be like Edward Norton and stand up for what you believe. Go up to this girl and tell her exactly what you think.

[Krye]

Alleya I want to tell you exactly how I feel about you

[Mizango]

lol

[bossman]

What you should do is invite your friend and his nigger friend to a restarant, and when the waiter asks what she wants, cut her off and tell the waiter to bring her fried chicken with a side of collard greens, and some grape drink. Then, when she's all like wtf bro, tell her "fuck off nigger" and slap her in the face with a fish.

[Niiro]

What you should do is invite your friend and his nigger friend to a restarant, and when the waiter asks what she wants, cut her off and tell the waiter to bring her fried chicken with a side of collard greens, and some grape drink. Then, when she's all like wtf bro, tell her "fuck off nigger" and slap her in the face with a fish.

But if they're ordering then that means the food hasn't come yet, so where would he get the fish?

I have found a fatal flaw in your plan, sir.

[Blarg]

I thought it was normal to carry a fish or 2 around in your pockets

[bossman]

Blarg is 100% correct. You never know when a fool is gonna start actin up and needs agood old fish slap.