So I faceplanted this morning.

[Ryko]

I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my legs gave out arbitrarily and I hit the floor on my knees. After about a minute of my body coming to terms with that just happening, I finally managed to creak over and hit the floor facefirst.

Awesome.

[Colenzo]

I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my legs gave out arbitrarily and I hit the floor on my knees. After about a minute of my body coming to terms with that just happening, I finally managed to creak over and hit the floor facefirst.

Awesome.

I got drunk with a buddy of mine after not eating for 2 days in a row. We then went back to our other friends house and smoked. We went outside to have a cigarette and I literally just collapsed face first like you just described. Then I kind of just laid there for a few mins before sitting up in indian-style.

[Conrad]

I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my legs gave out arbitrarily and I hit the floor on my knees. After about a minute of my body coming to terms with that just happening, I finally managed to creak over and hit the floor facefirst.

Awesome.

FATALITY

[DERFTHEGALKA]

I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my legs gave out arbitrarily and I hit the floor on my knees. After about a minute of my body coming to terms with that just happening, I finally managed to creak over and hit the floor facefirst.

Awesome.

OOOARRRRS SRRY BOUTS THAT BRODER

HATE IT WHEN I SLIP ON MAH CRAPPERS AND IT AINT FUNNEH WHEN Y'ALL NEEDS SOME HALP GETTING UPSS

[Ryko]

Alcohol may have been involved. When I finally got up I broke into a cold sweat for about a good 2 minutes then it just stopped.

[BRP]

That's a facePLANT I think.

[BRP]

broder

[Conrad]

Were you conscious when you hit your knees and just sat there before you fell over

[Ryko]

I mailed that thing today BRP. It's addressed to The BRB but the second b is crossed out and replaced with a P. I'm pro.

[Colenzo]

Were you conscious when you hit your knees and just sat there before you fell over

I was conscious the whole time, but I just remember thinking "man I really need to sit down."

[Conrad]

I've never before collapsed in a drug-induced heap, alcohol or otherwise. I'm always afraid of missing out on something or getting sharpied.

[DERFTHEGALKA]

broder

WELLLL OH SHIT... NO PUNS INTENDERS RIGHT THAR YO BRODER!! OAR!

[Colenzo]

I've never before collapsed in a drug-induced heap, alcohol or otherwise. I'm always afraid of missing out on something or getting sharpied.

It was the first time something like that happened to me, I just laid there and they were like "dude are you ok?" and im just like "yea...no."

[Colenzo]

WELLLL OH SHIT... NO PUNS INTENDERS RIGHT THAR YO BRODER!! OAR!

WHY DO YOU EXIST!?

[Ryko]

It was a rather unsettlingly lame experience.

[Colenzo]

It was a rather unsettlingly lame experience.

It was entirely embarrassing for me.

[Norellicus]

did your legs remain in their bent position, causing your feet to be in the air when you hit the ground?

[Colenzo]

no

[Ryko]

I honestly don't remember.

[Norellicus]

shame, would be funnier