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    Need some cheap/unique birthday gift ideas, no Rule 34

    Her birthday tommorow I want to get her something cool but not expensive but something unique. Anything a 25 year old girl would like? Barring anything Rule 34 since it's work ....

    Budget is £10 or $25~

    No cards (dull)
    No Flowers (they die)
    No Chocolate/food
    No teddy bears

    You've got 6 hours! Go!!!!

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    I would prefer not to.
    Moms Spaghetti
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    anal beads

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    But what do I get if I help you

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    I would prefer not to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falisa View Post
    But what do I get if I help you
    anal beads, slightly used

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    But if I get those she'll probably think it's a necklace!!!

    No Rule 34!!!! XD

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    Ok how about this help me and I'll send each of you some anal beads

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    I've got something for her

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    Give her the gift of not getting slapped around

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    pics are turned off on my browser....

    c'mon .... a simple yet effective idea..... ideally to impress ........ XD

    I ain't done this in a long time....!

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    I guess you're not into the concept of paying attention to details about her and drawing an informed conclusion on what to get her.

    Asking a bunch of strangers on the internet in a forum made for bullshitting and trolling is clearly the wiser decision.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    I've got something for her
    Let me guess.

    Hugs? Mtn Dew?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Finesse View Post
    I guess you're not into the concept of paying attention to details about her and drawing an informed conclusion on what to get her.

    Asking a bunch of strangers on the internet in a forum made for bullshitting and trolling is clearly the wiser decision.
    Ah I figured someone might post something I've not come across!

    I have drawn some generic conclusions but it doesn't seem to match my personality so I went down the dangerous/random path of posting here :D

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    Have sex toys been suggested yet?

    What about booze?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheStig View Post
    Anything a 25 year old girl would like?
    My dick.

    I will possibly provide, upon review of the woman in question.

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    Free Anal.

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    pass

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    a starter kit from Bed Bath & Beyond

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    okay guy I guess
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    shut the fuck up, olo

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    Sounds like you could use one too..

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    now get in the kitchen and make me some bacon & eggs, willyaAAAAAAAAA

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    shut the fuck up, olo

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