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  1. #1
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    What the FUCK

    I'm sitting here nursing my head after a night out and just enjoying some chips and salsa and one of my employees just grabs the bag, stares at it for a second and I'm like "this bitch better not..."

    AND SHE CRUSHES THE BAG

    Unacceptable. Fired.

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    do you have the authority to fire her?

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    Yes, but I don't wanna terminate someone. Shit's just not cool though.

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    How you gonna crush a nigga's dipping chips.

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    so lame, go for it, and say its for destruction of personal property, i'm sure thats a legitimate reason.

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    how will she learn if you don't fire her?

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    Ice that bitch son.

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    you'd be doing her a favor really

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    The shit that got me the most though was after about a minute of dead silence on my part I finally said "you killed my fucking chips!" and she's like "no I didn't, see?" and grabs the 1 uncrushed chip and eats it.

    Fuck that shit.

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    i still think your first response was appropriate

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    terminate her

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    Yeah I think I gotta drop the Mjollnir on this one.

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    This just in: Bitch gets choked over a bag of chips.

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    what the fuck

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    Canadian Fury
    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    what is wrong with the people you work with

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    freeze pop that bitch

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    that shit right there deserves a curbstomp real talk

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    Why the fuck would anyone do that? That's just plain wrong, dawg.

    What kind of salsa were you using?

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