Every once in awhile, I post shitty copypasta

[Beckwin]

This is great, exactly what I said without saying it. I've already made myself known to these butthurting faggots (Beckwin, Rhinox specifically - and every lesser known BG "Red".)

Yo, Lee:

Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the protest this morning. First of all, I just got out of the water-conserving shower with my empowered female companion Natalie. She's 90 pounds, 5'3, vegan, and the has the body and face of a goddess. You know how I pulled her? By being a bleeding-heart liberal. Something you conservatrolls don't know shit about. All you know about is hating the poor and minorities, while I'm out there at the rally saving whales and sexually experimenting with my lover and 50 of our closest friends every night in free-love LSD orgies.

Did I fuck my bitch in the shower just a minute ago? Yea, it was clutch, and that strong-willed, intelligent woman would never cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it to her so good. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, pussy.

I am the most sensitive and politically-conscious man any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I've got 3 Master's degrees and speak 5 languages. My arrest record is packed with disturbing the peace and my dick is tatooed with Noam Chomsky's signature. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet, and I also give gay men boners. She wants to fuck a real renaissance man, not a chump change redneck like yourself. Just playin, you ain't even got a girl, because no self-respecting female would submit to your chauvinistic insecurity-fed dominance. All you got is Glenn Beck. You watch that shit, imma be playing with my girls tits at the all-organic farmer's market.

On the march.

real_lib

First of all, I want to congratulate you buddy, for having sexual relations with a female. I know it's a great achievement notch on your belt and you're thrilled about getting some (finally?). The fact that you're boasting about something so menial on the internet tells me that you've been a virgin up until recently, and I'm sure you're probably 23+. Congrats again, champ. Unfortunately, I hope you realize you're probably fucking a Jew from the Holocaust since she's so short and fucking skinny (90lbs 5'3"..), GRATS AGAIN CHAMP. MIGHT AS WELL BE FUCKING A 7TH GRADER.

Not that it's a problem though, since I've seen your fucking ugly-ass monkey face on RL Pic Thread (Yeah, I went there), I'm sure your midget shrimp girlfriend and you make a horribly grotesque couple while being very comical at the same time. You're the types of people that walk into a convenience store together and get giggled at. Why don't you get some plastic surgery on your face and body, coupled with some hamburgers and HGH for your girl and maybe then you might be on the right track to getting rid of that deformed creature + holocaust-survivor look.

Here's the kicker though, I stated earlier (in the same thread, shit!) that I don't even fucking support this "garbage from Beck". Shit, I don't even pay any attention to Beck. I just see you (fugly) crybabies raising hell over something so fucking retarded (anything that even comes a tad close to being against your viewpoint you viciously mock while raging against it). Shows how biased you are, you turd-faced motherfucker.

Go back to having fun at your "save the whale" rallies while fucking your midget corpse.

lol

[Alleya]

lol wow

[Alleya]

You're all right beckwin.

[Shiroikage]

holy shit

[Cleverness]

First of all, I just got out of the water-conserving shower with my empowered female companion Natalie.

I knew I was in for a nice read after seeing this line. Well done Beck, he couldn't resist that bait.

[Ohaigaiz]

someone should tell him NPH lost his virginity at 23 and he goes home with a girl every night.

[Ohaigaiz]

also doesn't beckwin look like dexter? this nigga must be trollin

[antihero]

lol

[Beckwin]

I'm hardly the best looking guy around, but based on the verdicts I get from the BG homosexual community (which is obviously the most important judgment one can receive), I'm not completely hideous.

[Beckwin]

and regardless, Lee is ugly on the inside. my mommy told me inner beauty is what really matters ^_^

[Mertron]

midget corpses are people too

[Knyghtmayre]

turd faced motherfucker

lmao

[Kiarax]

HOLY FUCK

[Kiarax]

You win all the internets right now Beckwin.

[tyven]

haha fucking nice work

[Colenzo]

My version was superior.

[Kiarax]

Nah.

[Darkslitter]

fucking. amazing.

[Charismatic]

turns real_nigga into an ad lib... someone who hasn't ever seen it before thinks he's serious.
that's not really special.

[Charismatic]

I bet every single one of you who thinks that is amazing got wet during the Nintendo conference.
Fucking rehashes.