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    Cheerleading not a sport

    Suck it girls.

    "Competitive cheer may, some time in the future, qualify as a sport under Title IX," U.S. District Judge Stefan Underhill wrote in his decision. "Today, however, the activity is still too underdeveloped and disorganized to be treated as offering genuine varsity athletic participation opportunities for students."

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    It should be a sport, as girls get injured a lot. Watch the Pen & Teller episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vagus View Post
    It should be a sport, as girls get injured a lot.
    What's next - marriage is a sport?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not not Mattaru View Post
    What's next - marriage is a sport?
    You're onto something there.

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    Actually it takes more physical fitness and is much more dangerous than the sports they're cheering. Can YOU find a bunch of basketball/americanhandegg players that are willing to be vaulted 20+ feet in the air to do backflips without any protective gear to be caught by some skinny white bitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vagus View Post
    It should be a sport, as girls get injured a lot.
    So by this logic, you're saying that not getting me a sammich is also a sport.

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    Yes. Clearly that's the case. In fact, in every football game I've watched, more cheerleaders got hurt than football players. Football players should just stop being such big surly pansies.

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    Cheer leading is a sport like Racket ball is a sport ... or like competitive eating is a sport

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikelee0351 View Post
    So by this logic, you're saying that not getting me a sammich is also a sport.
    Only if you are doing your duty as a husband and punishing her for misbehaving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirian View Post
    Cheer leading is a sport like Racket ball is a sport ... or like competitive eating is a sport
    Or... golf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyn View Post
    Yes. Clearly that's the case. In fact, in every football game I've watched, more cheerleaders got hurt than football players. Football players should just stop being such big surly pansies.
    I don't know what kind of football you're watching, but I can't remember ever having seen a cheerleader get hurt at a game and I've seen puh-lenty of football players get hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khajit View Post
    Actually it takes more physical fitness and is much more dangerous than the sports they're cheering. Can YOU find a bunch of basketball/americanhandegg players that are willing to be vaulted 20+ feet in the air to do backflips without any protective gear to be caught by some skinny white bitch?
    No because I have a brain larger than a fucking pea. As do most people.

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    I saw a cheerleader get tossed into the air, at a football game, and her support missed her, in turn causing her to crash on to the track.
    Would this also mean that Dance is not a sport as well?

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    Tackle cheerleading, it's all the rage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    I saw a cheerleader get tossed into the air, at a football game, and her support missed her, in turn causing her to crash on to the track.
    Would this also mean that Dance is not a sport as well?
    Maybe, but certain types of suicide certainly are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikelee0351 View Post
    I don't know what kind of football you're watching, but I can't remember ever having seen a cheerleader get hurt at a game and I've seen puh-lenty of football players get hurt.
    God damn it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikelee0351 View Post
    I don't know what kind of football you're watching, but I can't remember ever having seen a cheerleader get hurt at a game and I've seen puh-lenty of football players get hurt.
    Probably from cheerleaders that got away. They are aerodynamic and know how to pick up that speed. Because its a sport.

    EDIT: Oh man, I just had an epiphany. Cheerleading is a sport because fatties get picked last for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khajit View Post
    Actually it takes more physical fitness and is much more dangerous than the sports they're cheering. Can YOU find a bunch of basketball/americanhandegg players that are willing to be vaulted 20+ feet in the air to do backflips without any protective gear to be caught by some skinny white bitch?
    Don't you mean caught by the fat chicks?

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    If curling is a olympic sport then cheerleading should at least be damn sport.

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