Christmas with a capital C

[Cream Soda]

coming to a theater near you!

[Andalusian girls]

christians happened to have started the united states of america buddy loooove it or leeeeave itttt

[thetruepandagod]

everyone loves a feel good movie to remind you about how much better christians are than u

[aduidarnenye]

I saw some Christmas decorations for sale in a store a few weeks ago. I'm refusing to shop there now because I don't want to see em until December.

When I was a kid the the stores didn't put out decorations until December 1st. When the stores started doing it in November people were horrified. Then the limit was November 1st. Now it's August.

Is the bad guy in that movie the crazy Born Again Baldwin brother?

[Hyan]

Why are the decorations in these movies always so over the top, fucking hollywood

Do you people have to compensate so much for not having snow? It's not like that in reality right?

[ZarakiKujata]

Man what the fuck happened to Jefferson Darcy.

[scrockstar]

yes because changing "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Holidays" is the same thing as "taking the town hostage".

[Cream Soda]

Great movie or greatest movie?

[kuronosan]

Because you don't want to take the Christ out of Christmas!

[Ashmada]

Personally, I think it should be renamed "well, Fimbulvintr wasn't for this year yet day", mulled wine replaced by beer/mead and songs around the bonfire replaced by songs around the church fire.

Would piss off christians and hippies. Win-win.

[Eratosthenes]

We should make a prequel called "How the Church Stole Saturnalia".

[Yuri-G]

wow, just watched that trailer and it's a hundred times worse than I was picturing in my head. this is the shit that makes a man weep for humanity.

the line "this is the only time of the year the entire world has this, like, shared experience." is all you need to hear to get an idea of how self-centric this movie's viewpoint is. yeah, as long as you don't count jews, atheists, hindus, muslims, buddhists, falun gong practitioners, voodoo practictioners, festivus followers, vikings, pagans, wiccans, and whatever the fuck people who celebrate kwanzaa are, it's the one time of year everybody comes together!

also, love how the main "hero" of the movie comes across as a complete prick and total jerk. that says a lot.

[BerenTebogo]

Damn atheists wanting a holiday season encompassing many multi-denominational holidays to be about more than just christianity. How dare they.

[Talint]

Wow.

I hate everything.

[Ashmada]

We should make a prequel called "How the Church Stole Saturnalia".

Oh, come on, surely you can't hold it against them! That the birth of baby Mithra falls just after Saturnalia is merely coincidental!

Baby jesus! Sorry, meant to say "baby jesus". Don't know what possessed me to say "Mithra", it's not like the zoroastrian messiah is anything like the christian one. Well, excepting the resurection at easter, birthdate, virgin mother, the "saving" of dead souls, the "good sheperding" thing and a few other trifles.

[Silenka]

We should make a prequel called "How the Church Stole Saturnalia".

lol'd, also I couldn't watch that whole video all the way through. How blatantly obvious do you need to be about jamming christianity down people's throats really... it's very funny that the 'villain' of the movie was saying basically the same thing too. You'd think christians might have, y'know, caught on by now that people hate that shit. Education for those who think they might want to convert is one thing, but... honestly the main problem with the religion is the belief that people who aren't christian will burn for eternity and that everyone HAS to be christian and it's their job to 'change everyone for the better'. If that wasn't the case I'm pretty sure a lot of bloodshed (and terrible movies) could have been avoided.

[Alleya]

The ENTIRE WORLD unites during christmas guys.

Fucking atheist devils ruining everything for honest folk.

[antihero]

religion lol

[Acturus]

Jesus was born in March. We need to keep Christ in St. Patty's Day!

Drink 'til he's real!

[Bethany]

... Wow, this drivel will be at the top of every Teabagger's list of must see films. Christians started this country.. yeah okay.