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  1. 2010-08-11 09:26 #1
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    First!

    First time ever some Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door today. Fuck faces woke me up at 10 am. Prolly going to hell because as soon as I open the door I realize that:

    A. I would totally bang this chick who is with her mom at my door B. my breath really fucking smells from the protein shake I had before zzzing, so I should probably have a conversation with them

    Now reading Awake! (amusing since they did wake me up >.>) and the Watchtower, are these people crazy or insane?
  2. 2010-08-11 13:25 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoolander View Post
    First time ever some Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door today. Fuck faces woke me up at 10 am. Prolly going to hell because as soon as I open the door I realize that:

    A. I would totally bang this chick who is with her mom at my door B. my breath really fucking smells from the protein shake I had before zzzing, so I should probably have a conversation with them

    Now reading Awake! (amusing since they did wake me up >.>) and the Watchtower, are these people crazy or insane?
    http://a.imageshack.us/img32/8835/4r...one3717107.jpg
  3. 2010-08-11 13:25 #3
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    David the Gnome was SO AWFUL
  4. 2010-08-11 13:46 #4
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    But that image pic is acceptable.
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    Dude he will slap your shit
  6. 2010-08-11 14:30 #6
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    had to tell someone, forgot you guys have high standards in here.

    idk how anyone can say david the gnome was awful though.
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    Perhaps skirkle simply hates gnomes.
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    Doesnt surprise me. Gnomes and leprechauns are mortal enemies, and leprechauns love to hoard gold. Jew's also love to hoard gold, so they are sympathetic to the leprechauns, and thus hate gnomes.
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    That, plus the pussy gnomes might bite my penis off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoolander View Post
    had to tell someone, forgot you guys have high standards in here.

    idk how anyone can say david the gnome was awful though.
    Now sure why the fuck you're still here
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    pussy ass gnomes don't know shit about phase two
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    mess with gnome post, get gnome penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    That, plus the pussy gnomes might bite my penis off
    should i watch Teeth?
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    Or Clerks 2
    Actually no, no one should watch Clerks 2
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