Get a real dog.
Get a real dog.
Make them fight to the death and name the victor Krye
Roscoe the Chickenleaf, Commander of Eurasia and Western Guam
Alone-a-tiQ, name him after me.
moots the furry fag
give it the name of an ironic t-shirt
Jailbait Bait.
Lunch
Dogmeat
Roclshet
Courage
Bean
Ehm, not that it's of great importance, but, is it male or female?
Judging by the fur, and size of the snout it's a get the fuck out.
on that note, name it "Scruffy, The Janitor"
Seymour Asses
Also acceptable
But then you have to teach it to sing I'm Walking on Sunshine