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    Dark piss out of no where.

    I been drinking water pretty often the past few days but just now took a piss and it was a dark dark color. No other way to explain it but when it dripped off my dick it looked like blood at first which scared the shit out of me but was a dark yellow. Only thing I had today was plain oatmeal, an apple with some peanut butter, and a little mac and cheese for dinner, nothing too out of the ordinary.

    Maybe I'm over reacting?

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    Its a tumor.

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    hepatitis(not kidding btw) or something is fucked with your liver. go to a fucking doctor, why do people make these stupid ass posts.

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    Does it smell like maple syrup?

    Maple syrup urine disease

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    One dark piss probably isn't something to be concerned about. All sorts of things can make your piss darker than normal. Taking vitamins, sweating more than usual (fluid loss in forms other than pissing causing urine to concentrate), etc etc. Do it for a few days straight? Then worry (and call your doctor).

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    personally, i hate it when people blow of posts with "lol go to a doctor retard" But assuming the dark color you're referring to is not a dark yellow, SEE A DOCTOR ASAP.
    Edit: dark yellow looks like blood? wut?

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    You are making the change yes, from young man to grown octopus.

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    drink a shitton of water and try and dilute it in the meantime until you're able to see dr.bg irl.

    tbh i'd say emergency room if it's anywhere near coffee color. your liver could be shot for all we know.

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    piss gets dark when you are dehydrated, mac n cheese has a lot of sodium in it.

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    I think the urgent care on sandy by the DMV is 24 hours, really should go get it looked at, especially if it's so dark you mistook it for blood.

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    FFS: It's not about the liver when your piss is discolored. It's about your kidneys.

    Yes, your liver can have an effect... but the organs that make piss are the kidneys.

    Holy shit... I am not even going to read these BG medical posts anymore because 90% of the posters are completely ignorant. ... but fuck it... I read it...

    ... Having discolored urine is a bad thing. If it is a reoccurring event.

    Give us a little more information other than 'how it dripped off your dick' and maybe you will get an informed response. IE: Dark yellow?? Or Rust colored?
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    It was more the latter rust color.

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    Taste it, if it tastes sweet then you got diabetes.

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    Too much masturbation caused your urethra to rupture and it is producing blood which is infusing with the piss. Either that or your digestive tract has a tear and it is somehow leaking in to your urinary tract. But don't worry, the kidney and testicular cancer will probably kill you first.

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    That was probably the most positive response yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakabo View Post
    It was more the latter rust color.
    That's probably not good. That is a sign of hematuria (or blood in the urine).
    How often have you had this happen? Are you on any meds right now? Have you sustained any trauma to your lower back or abdomen recently?

    Could be a bladder infection if this is the first time you have seen it. But I can't diagnose over a forum...

    If you do have repeated instances of this, see a doctor. It is most likely a bladder infection, so some antibiotics should clear it up.

    If you are on new meds, those can affect your kidneys leading to blood in the urine as well.

    Trauma could also affect the bladder, ureter, and kidneys causing blood to enter the urine.

    The fact that you picked 'rust colored' is what leads me to believe it is a case of hematuria. Which is just a symptom that has many causes.

    So a little more info please. Are you on new meds? Thyroid meds? Any recent trauma? And most importantly: any pain? Family history of calculi? (kidney stones, gall bladder stones, etc?)

    Again, most likely here is : bladder infection, kidney stone, new meds/vitamins, or light trauma.

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    Always got told dark piss means you're dehydrated, usually get it in the morning. It's a good way to remind yourself to drink lots.

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    Dark and 'rust colored' are 2 very different things.

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    I remember that one episode of House when he told the story of him and his urine was tea colored and it was something about muscle deterioration or something. I saw it on House, so it's prolly true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricen View Post
    I remember that one episode of House when he told the story of him and his urine was tea colored and it was something about muscle deterioration or something. I saw it on House, so it's prolly true.
    That's rhabdomyolysis. And it is doubtful. Love House, hate the ignorant fucks who come to my hospital after watching it.

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