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    The best part about wisdom teeth

    When the needling pain poking into your teeth extends and it feels like you have a knife slicing from your cheek to your forehead and stabbing you repeatedly in the eye

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    you should go to the dentist, present your dental insurance, and get that fixed

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    America is the land of men where we don't have everything handed to us on a silver platter. It builds character, bitch. We have to pay for our insurance, and if you're like me and you can't afford it because you're too busy being a competitive gamer, you embrace the pain and let it strengthen you. Like how a death knight gains runic power when you attack him with anti-magic shell up.

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    oh dang, talk about bad luck

    it just so happens that something you don't have ends up being what's needed to get your teeth fixed, what are the odds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    it just so happens that something you don't have ends up being what's needed
    I may not have AMS but I do have Focused Will which decreases my damage taken by 4% and increases my healing received by 5% for 8 seconds every time I get critically hit, stacking up to 3 times.

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    I played a DK but I stopped because it got too easy to just use AMS and have silly magic users hit me and have me gain runic power so I could own them

    has that ever happened to you?

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    I made a DK named Iquitapriest when the Circle of Healing cooldown was implemented, but I never actually played him until the massive DK nerfs went live. I'm using baseline honor gear and a piece of shit 232 weapon, my damage output is so shit, if the other team has even a hybrid healer I can't kill anything. But it's pretty funny going into skirmishes and 1v2 chains of ice kiting people to death like so:

    http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...AbooDubsie.png

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    I was waiting for a joke about girls without wisdom teeth yet

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    I couldn't sleep at midnight-ish so I decided to just get drunk and stay up until my 8 AM class and now it's 2 AM and I want to pass out so bad but I know I won't wake up for class and I went out to smoke a cigarette on the porch but I got too scared that there were niggers hiding in the dark that were going to kill me so I put out my cigarette and went back inside and now I'm scared to even leave my room I microwaved some ramen but I can't even bring myself to go grab it real quick the downside of living a happy life is that now I'm terrified of death I can barely stand to be in public or ride in cars I'm so afraid of everything all the time

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    This is great, I drink to forget, but I'm remembering embarrassing shit from my past anyways, but it doesn't hurt now because I'm numb because I'm drunk

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