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  1. 2010-11-27 01:20 #1
    Chun Liroy
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    Happy Birthday Ivve :3
  2. 2010-11-27 01:34 #2
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    Ivve you are beautiful inside and out, I'm going to make you my wife if you're still pretty in like eight years
  3. 2010-11-27 02:17 #3
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    is this where we hit on ivve?

    here is this poem I totally just made up myself about you

    A waterfall of hair
    cascades
    down your shoulders.

    Silence breathes us,
    butterflies
    in our hands.

    Our dinners
    half eaten
    packed for later.

    A five star meal
    relished
    on our warm spines.

    While we languish
    on rented sheets.
    No bickering moments,

    dismal doubts,
    or monotonous chores
    shudder our cloistered moments.

    Eternity is not
    a diamond ring.
    It is here.
  4. 2010-11-27 02:21 #4
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    you are the bread and the knife

    the bread is your birthday present

    the knife is to kill yourself
  5. 2010-11-27 02:22 #5
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    why do i need bread?
  6. 2010-11-27 02:23 #6
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    and thanks, now can someone go to the fucking DMV for me as a gift?
  7. 2010-11-27 02:23 #7
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    well the only other thing i have handy is my cock

    and i do mean i have it handy
  8. 2010-11-27 02:24 #8
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    but you already have a nice cock so nvm
  9. 2010-11-27 02:26 #9
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    sorry, i've got all the cock i can handle right now
  10. 2010-11-27 02:27 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    you are the bread and the knife

    the bread is your birthday present

    the knife is to kill yourself
    That's not a knife
  11. 2010-11-27 02:28 #11
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    fine ill write you a poem like blarg

    rub a dub dub
    suck my cock
  12. 2010-11-27 02:32 #12
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    Happy birthday, I suck at poetry.
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    hmm, yes, I like it. Can you expound on the motivation behind the rub a dub'ing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    sorry, i've got all the cock i can handle right now
    I don't think that's possible, unless you've gained access to an infinity of parallel universes
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    The only other alternative is that you've been riding my cock without me knowing it, but I find that even less likely
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    Happy Birthday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    sorry, i've got all the cock i can handle right now
    You dont handle much cock then sister, since the doors of the DMV remain closed for you!

    God I'm so witty...
  19. 2010-11-27 14:06 #19
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    i just slept all day and it was fuckin glorious. NOW TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
  20. 2010-11-27 15:17 #20
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