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    ok no really has this ever happened to you

    I don't know what the fuck that was about but I had like 4 cans of coke and had to take this ridiculous pee so I go to do my thing and like 2 seconds in I get Gravel Pit stuck in my head out of nowhere and I can't help but to start doing a caveman dance while I'm whizzing but this was like the longest Austin Powers joke pee ever so I got through like the full chorus worth of dancing then right at the end I missed just a tad and peed on my foot

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    I'm not sure what I just read, but yes.

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    gdi Ryan.

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    needless to say those socks are now in the washer

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    all the time

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    i pee while doing handstands so replace foot with hand

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    I pee while sitting down but I also put my feet inside the bowl so it happens p. often for me

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    no, and now I kind of feel like I'm missing out

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    wu-tang clan ain't nothin' to...uh, listen to in the bathroom, I guess

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    I usually sing about raindrops, lemondrops, and gumdrops while I'm peeing.

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    I sing about Silverbreeze while I'm peeing

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    I don't sing in the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ikarys View Post
    I sing about Silverbreeze while I'm peeing
    Interested in how that song goes .

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    I basically sing your praises to the Silverhawks theme song, replacing "Sillllverrrrhawwwwks" with "Silllllverrrbreeeeeze"

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    Awesome <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    I don't sing in the bathroom.
    Is it like a no-sing zone or something? I can't think of a place in my apartment that I don't sing in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    I don't sing in the bathroom.
    ftr I didn't sing at all, just danced

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    Like you don't mow mow mow to Gravel Pit

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    I plant my fists on my hips and superman that hose

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