i wish i had a vagina so i could put my ipod in it

[Kuya]

how am i supposed to rock out with my ipod while naked?

[Callisto]

keep it in nature's oven

[Rocl]

there is an orifice

[Tajin]

hang it from your rasta mon

[Tajin]

Or grab it with your long schlong

[Rocl]

prehensile penis

[Rocl]

ingenious

[Blarg]

how am i supposed to rock out with my ipod while naked?

as a mostly gay man you should know where else it could go

[Titanss]

blarg is telling you to shove it in your ass

[Titanss]

i'd put the cover on your ipod if you are going to take his advice

[Ivve]

if I were going to use an orifice for ipod storage, I'd probably opt for the ass anyway. it'd probably just fall out of a vagina while busting a naked move. unless you have one of the fucking giant old school models, then that'd probably stay put but be ridiculously uncomfortable. you probably wouldn't want to dance anymore after shoving that brick in your twat.

[Ivve]

i personally make it a habit not to smuggle bricks in my twat unless I'm getting paid cash money

[Ivve]

if I were you kuya, I'd have a pocket fashioned onto your body, kangaroo style.

[Conrad]

Don't let anyone pick your pocket

[Demosthenes]

I was about to call out, but then the thread got so good.

[Ivve]

I was about to call out, but then

fffffffffffff

[Demosthenes]

I love you too babygurl.

[Kuya]

I will buy one of those things those joggers use to listen to music because cardio is mind numbingly dull

[Ivve]

Of course, Jesus Christ have you been doing indoor cardio without an ipod or tv to watch? TORRRRTUUUUUURE

[Alleya]

Do the workouts from this site http://www.bodyrock.tv/

You won't have the mental capacity to care if music is playing between fits of ridiculously tough workouts and furious masturbation.