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    so let's say you're a guy

    And somehow this man breaks into your granny's house and puts her up at gunpoint. The only way to save her life is to go down on him and suck his dick.

    WOULD YOU DO IT SPAM?

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    your hands are tied behind your back and your feet tied up to the posts of the bed

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    and no you can't bite his dick either

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    i am not posting this as if this has happened to me, fyi

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    I would prefer not to.
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    my grandmas are dead, have fun

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    grannie's lived a long life

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    I would prefer not to.
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    and this is how they died

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaghetti View Post
    and this is how they died
    you heartless motherfucker

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    granny was there all the time in your life givin you gifts and bakin you delicious cakes and this is how you repay her

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    for shame

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    Quote Originally Posted by solanis View Post
    is he hot
    Only thing that matters.

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    he has a mask on so i don't know

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    use your imagination if that makes it easier to suck an uncircumcised dick

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    i don't like my grandmother, one bit. shoot away, broski

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcicus View Post
    use your imagination if that makes it easier to suck an uncircumcised dick
    I'm fine with it. Does he have any diseases though? Does saving granny fuck up the rest of your life, potentially?

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    if sucking a man's dick would fuck up the rest of your life, then sure

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    granny is going to die, im not sucking a dick

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    quit frontin' niggas

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