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    Chocolate Milk/Poop Related Question

    This is just kind of out of curiosity rather than any medical need. My boyfriend has a problem with chocolate milk and chocolate ice cream, but not chocolate bars or regular milk/other ice cream flavors. He gets the same symptoms when he drinks/eats chocolate milk/ice cream as a lactose intolerant person would, but I was wondering if it was something to do with the differences in chocolate and white milk. I got bored with Google pretty fast so I came here. Any ideas?

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    GO TO A DOCTOR

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    ass cancer

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    Probably lactose intolerance. Just go take the test it takes like 5 minutes.

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    are you fucking kidding me? i want to ban you.

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    it's probably lactose intolerance. I poop fire if I eat ice cream or drink milk but I can handle cheese.

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    Cheese actually has little to no lactose in it.

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    I actually have a similar problem in some ways, but this is whats weird. If i say, have a bowl of cereal with milk, i get stomach cramps and typical lactose intolerant synthoms. If I have cheese or milk products, nothing happens. but here's the kicker: the milk is the lactaid milk, the one for lactose intolerant people. If i have normal milk with cereal, nothing happens. <_<; am I lactose dependant? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyche View Post
    Cheese actually has little to no lactose in it.
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jb1Dlgjyj1...ase-solved.png

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    Different people react differently with varying degrees of lactose intolerance. Also there may be other substances in certain foods/drinks that trigger worse symptoms.

    Bottom line: if it fucks with you, stay away from it. Plain and simple.

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    Wait so his poop looks like chocolate milk? Sounds normal to me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vandole View Post
    are you fucking kidding me? i want to ban you.
    Sorry, I didn't know posting threads about random ass questions was bannable?

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