Need advice re: ex - Callisto stay out

[Rhyis.]

Slap that chick in the booty call zone.

[Blarg]

show her some of your posts on BG and she will voluntarily never want to see you again

[Churchill]

http://www.bluegartr.com/threads/112...LIST-TIER-LIST

as an example

[tyven]

Have you tried fucking a boy?

[Silenka]

If you want a real suggestion from a real female, here's one:

Tell her it wasn't working out for you and neither of you will ever be truly happy in a relationship together because she's just not the one for you, and you've come to realize that after all the time you've spent together. Say you want her to be happy and she never would be by being with someone who isn't committed to/enjoying a relationship.

If you want to be really nice and go that extra mile, tell her that being with her was a good experience (or some variant, whatever was actually good about your relationship) and that you were glad to have met her, and sorry that things didn't work out between you.

[Churchill]

And then, when said to a real woman:

Was I not good enough
Is he seeing someone else
What did I do wrong
I've got to try and get him back
Lemme check his facebook
And wait outside his house
I think I'll call him
wait who is this girl saying "hi" on fb
hang up
I'll show this bitch "hi"
going over to his house now
I can't believe I lost my anal virginity to this guy
start crying after a brief rage pause
go to cold stone instead of his house
check fb again, send message regarding ice cream
get 'like' by girl from earlier
round up 3 way calling with my girls to discuss
decide to kill this bitch
call ex bf up again, try to sleep with him
answer was no
finish left over ice cream
sleep with a different ex just to feel wanted
take a bump of coke
send pics to initial ex bf
sex pics with other ex bf*
slash other ex's tires because he's just a big dick and a bag of coke to you
go to "hi" girls house
cut her tits off
post pics on fb with title "guess this bitch won't be liking much of anything. HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i got in one little fight
my mom got scared
said i'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bel-air

[Abandon]

[Silenka]

And then, when said to a real woman:

What can I say? Bitches be crazy.

[Deejay]

tell her you dont want anything serious. if she has no spine, she'll hate it but still end up sleeping with you on occasion. if she has any sort of backbone she'll eventually get over you

[Deejay]

And don't give yourself too much credit. Sometimes females just need a dick to ride. A lot of them don't like seeking out new dick so they simply go back to whatever dude they used to crush on.

Even if she does start falling for you again, make it clear that you have no intentions of getting back together. She'll either deal with it or move on and fuck one of the dudes she friend-zoned while you guys were together.

[Deejay]

travelling? seriously? why would you even entertain that idea

[Deejay]

travelling

that is practically a built in excuse

[Kiarax]

did you even read the op? i'm not looking to get back together with her

He meant why would you get back with her when she's traveling, you can use that as an excuse. Silenka pretty much nailed the easiest way to handle it though. Don't bring up the traveling shit if you go with that though, because it's just contradicting yourself if you say you don't want to be with her and then try using that as an excuse.

[Brill Weave]

i'm not looking to get back together with her

Then why do you care how she takes it? Be up front and tell her flat out it didn't work and you don't want to go down that road again. Unless you're angling to keep her around as a booty call it's better to be up front and honest. Leave nothing to the imagination. Be very clear that you have zero desire to get back together with her. Otherwise she's going to sit there and dissect every future conversation the two of you have for any hints that you might just be hiding your feelings for her. Because, of course, how dare you get over her before she gets over you.

[Brill Weave]

i think this line might be the best advice in this thread, even if it was not specifically meant as such

Just how most women think dood. Contrary to popular belief we don't haul ass back to a chick just because she decides she wants to get back together. Most of us(ie not the hung up omg how do I live without her pussies) move on.

[Howie Roary]

We broke up a few months ago (for a second time) after a long relationship but now she wants to "talk about us". She didn't explicitly state it but I'm about 99% sure she wants to get back together. I'm really not interested in hearing what she has to say after how things ended but I also don't want to crush her completely cause I'm a pretty awesome dude. Any tips on how I can handle this? I'm not good at this shit so I figured I'd ask people who are even worse than me at this for advice so I know what not to do.

inb4 crush her soul faggot, live journal, and limp dick jokes

just say something like, it didn't work out well the times we tried, I think we should leave it at that. Let's at least keep what good memories we do have of it rather than risking it being dragged through the mud and becoming something ugly

also, don't hit it. Emothionally attached women take that as some kind of a promise (that you did not, in fact, make)

[Lucienne]

Then why do you care how she takes it? Be up front and tell her flat out it didn't work and you don't want to go down that road again. Unless you're angling to keep her around as a booty call it's better to be up front and honest. Leave nothing to the imagination. Be very clear that you have zero desire to get back together with her. Otherwise she's going to sit there and dissect every future conversation the two of you have for any hints that you might just be hiding your feelings for her. Because, of course, how dare you get over her before she gets over you.

Basically this. Tell her you're sorry, but you don't want to meet her. Reasons are none of her business, if she wants to think it's because you can't take it and reads into it, that's her choice. You have no responsibility for her well being, keep that in mind. At some point you need to start looking at what's best for you, regardless whether it's good for her or not. Her seeking you up is definitely not in your best interest.

[Conrad]

hi lucie

[Lucienne]

Hey guys

[quannum]

was there a 'one thing' you said to mr. biscuit that made him get the hint?