what is my bg level

[Zalius]

it should be abnormally high

[Zalius]

7 is not high enough

[Zalius]

sonomaa can you make ragns change whatever the phpbb algorithm is that determines bg level or just like, fuckin, manually change my bg level to 420 because nobody else wants it and i am the chosen one

[Charismatic]

420 kek look at me drugs are kewl k
hehe ^____^

[Charismatic]

smog wed evr daeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Zalius]

i am sorry your life has become this and i wish you well in the future

[Charismatic]

lol

[Zalius]

And for my peeps, a window into my recent days as a perfect transition from chari doing his general job of attempting to see if I'm still psychologically immune to his shit:


So at the dispensary I frequent, there's this dude that clearly does not like me. See, I tipped everyone all the time when I first started going (& that's my tip to you, internet stranger), and now the girls all hook me up fat on my sacks. FAT. I get mean "eighths" between 4.5~5.5 usually (the hotter one hooks me up less, the twins hook me up more) and the employees don't even get that kind of hookup.


On top of that, his boss (bossman) loves me because A. I get all my buds there and B. we talk about business and I don't get hurried out of the buying area when they're busy. Now, shitty guy has tried to "reason" with his boss to remove me from the buying area. This did not make bossman happy (his name is Larry but I only call him bossman, and he pretends he doesn't like it, but that motherfucker loves it). I diffused the situation by calmly telling him that he was being unprofessional by interrupting his boss while his boss was getting acquainted with his customers.

While I am normally a docile, peaceful dude, I incog trolled this guy's soul by saying "it's ok, he doesn't know what it's like to work for himself or earn his clients, maybe in a few years he will understand why that was wrong." Bossman still mad, shitty dude still mad, me smiling.


He tries to troll me so hard all the time, it's hilarious. He has no idea that I was vaccinated and even caught troll autism before his ass hit puberty. He is constantly clearly baiting me into weird situations, but they always backfire on him. "You know I'm not giving you more than you're supposed to get because you didn't pay for it" and I'm like "yeah that's why I never tip you." LOL. I wish you could've seen his face. And yeah, he weighed a perfect 3.5 eighth, even consciously going through way more nugs than it was worth to avoid giving me more. I was slow, one-"ha"-per-few-secs laughing like a retarded monkey the whole time.

So last week, I found out that this guy talked to bossman and tried to "rat out" the other employees for hooking me up on sacks as "losing him money". One of the twins and me are on really good terms, so she told me all about it. Bossman told him that if I stop coming, he stops coming. He also got his hours cut, and she told me he was hella depressed.

So I walk in yesterday, he's budtending, and so is ms. titties, the hottest of the employees. Obviously, I go see ms titties, but ms titties is apparently friends with shitty guy. She doesn't like me now indirectly because of shitty guy's influence and her attitude went 180. She weighs a 3.5 eighth and I just like look at her. Look at her. Dead in the eyes. Keep looking. Looking. Looking, awkward silence for her, just silence for me, still looking. I have the money in my hand, the baggie is on the glass. Still looking. "That'll be $30." "I know." Keep looking. More of silence. "Well if you don't want it you can leave."

I turned back and looked at shitty guy (counters are joined at a right~ angle) and I cannot even begin to communicate what emotion was plastered across his face, but it was red as fuck. I left. I don't think she knew, and I'll go back eventually, but first I wanted to leave just so he'd shit his pants a little. No idea what happened when I left but I went elsewhere & got me some sour og and the check has been mated.

[Charismatic]

Nothing quite so serious as that. I just thought the 420 bit was lame and I figured I'd poke fun.

[Zalius]

i still love you it's ok don't be afraid

[Zalius]

IT'S STRANGER THAN YOU THIIIIIIIINK

[Zalius]

[Demosthenes]

Blaze it!

[Churchill]

for my money, if im gonna listen to someone gargle dicks re:drugz its gonna be titanss

[Zalius]

thats a nice opinion you have there mr 824 nonspam posts in 5 months, hold on let me just divide 3k by 9 years and see if i give a shit about it

[Zalius]

also, have you EVER actually enjoyed smart noodles? those things are fucking ass, even after you boil out the flavor. I am powdering my own ingredients for noodles this week (dehydrator + squash, broc and celery are round 1 so I can get a feel for their texture & how they blend), but I still want smart noodles to actually not be fuckin hatecum flavored

[BaneTheBrawler]

YEAH VEGAN YOU SCRUB WITH YOUR MEASLY 800 POSTS

[Churchill]

I actually think he's making a comment that my whole life is posting on BG and then went on to talk about some vegan shit I don't know about

AGAIN THOUGH WITH THE FEELINGS WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS PLACE

[Churchill]

not entirely true though now that I think about it my mom eats those noodles as does my brothers gf who is basically a walking advertisement for not being bred with but he's a dumb nigga so what are you gonna do

[Rocl]

lol