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    Gravity (2013 - Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, Alfonso Cuarón) NOW WITH HEAVY BREATHING!






    Plot:
    Medical engineer Dr. Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) is on her first Space Shuttle mission accompanied by veteran astronaut Matt Kowalsky (George Clooney), who is commanding his final expedition. During a spacewalk, debris from a satellite crashes into the space shuttle Explorer, leaving it mostly destroyed, and stranding them in space with limited air. Without means of communication with Earth, they must cooperate to survive.

    Cast:
    Sandra Bullock as Dr. Ryan Stone
    George Clooney as Matt Kowalsky

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    Cuaron is mad dope, Children of Men was mad dope, Bullock sux, Clooney sux, i don't want to look at their stupid faces for two hours but i do want to look at pretty space stuff being pretty

    can't say which way this one is gonna break

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    The scenario seems pretty bleak. Maybe aliens save the day.

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    Saw this for the preview of Superman I think. Shit looks mad boring.

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    This looks so bad

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    Doesn't debris and space junk get pulled up into a higher orbit than active equipment? Anyway, I have confidence thi will be a great movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serif View Post
    Saw this for the preview of Superman I think. Shit looks mad boring.
    ^

    I keep thinking, "How the fuck are they going to make 2 hours out of this?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serif View Post
    Saw this for the preview of Superman I think. Shit looks mad boring.
    Same. Preview just showed the entire movie. Would make a cool short film that was like 10-20 mins tops. But why go sit down and see a movie when that builds up to the collapse and game over?

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    Cuaron is a talented director, I kind of think this movie is going to be great or terrible, I'm not sure there's much middle ground here.

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    It'll be like that Squall and Rinoa space scene stretched into 2 hours. They'll go into the stages of grief and then die leaving the viewers emotional and the actors with an award nomination.

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    I can see this being a hell of a 20minutes. But an 1h40 min of omg this is borrrrrrrring. So the intense 20 will either be right at the end or right at the beginning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ksandra View Post
    ^

    I keep thinking, "How the fuck are they going to make 2 hours out of this?"
    Then can pull off some interesting shit. Check out 127 Hours and Buried. The former is a dude w/ his arm stuck between a boulder and a hard place; the latter is a dude buried w/ a cell.

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    Have another poster:



    From a typography point of view, I bet the designers were praising god that the actors names balanced perfectly for once.

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    Here's what I saw when looking at that poster, for some reason...
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    The four people that go see this are going to be very bored.

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    The whole sequence of Sandra Bullock freaking out and breathing heavily has turned me off from this movie completely.

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    IF YOUR BODY IS ACCELERATED TO A VELOCITY HIGHER THAN 10 M/S YOU'LL EXPLODE!

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    Can anyone tell me what the flying fuck is going on in this movie?

    I watched the sneak peek during the Burn Notice finale and there is literally nothing different than what was shown from the trailer.

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    Bitches go to space.

    Bitches scream.

    Noone can hear

    ???

    Movie makes no profit.

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