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    Monopoly

    Starring Kevin Hart, Directed by Tim Story (Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer)
    https://deadline.com/2019/01/kevin-h...rs-1202536383/

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    uh...ok?

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    Blame the success of Jumanj. That success is also why Kevin Hart is in the film.

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    Saw this thread, assumed it would be a Dwayne Johnson movie. Kevin Hart? Close enough.

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    i eagerly await the twitter mob coming after this movie for perpetuating negative stereotypes of black men after kevin hart's character gets sent directly to jail

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    Whoever thought this would be a good idea as a movie, needs to go directly to jail.

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    You know I never think Hollywood could get lower than Battleship but gosh damn they're trying.

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    At least battleship was a campy dumb as fuck action movie?

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    I mean don't get me started on all the inaccuracies in it. Working in the engine room of a carrier and seeing the whole start up the 80 year old battleship that hasn't had any maintainence done in for fucking ever made everyone lmao but still it was a popcorn flick is anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by chazzyphizzle View Post
    i eagerly await the twitter mob coming after this movie for perpetuating negative stereotypes of black men after kevin hart's character gets sent directly to jail
    Unfortunately looking at the directors past films that's not exactly out of the realm of possibility.

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    Maybe this movie is secretly trading places 2?

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    Why do I need to see the movie for something we're basically living?

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    There should be plans for a sequel that would be a reboot of Clue since someone will end up murdered by the end of Monopoly when the suspect is forced to mortgage everything to pay off rent.

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    A reboot of Clue is already happening