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    Man saws house in two in divorce

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    BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

    Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.

    "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

    After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house, where he has since been staying.
    edit: god lol, can someone write to MSN and be like "pics or it didn't happen?" Shit like this needs pics.

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    lolGermany?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metah
    He is a hero among men.
    Agreed, all he did was take his dues and stand up for men everywhere.

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    thats so fucking awesome LOL

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    I approve

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    Quote Originally Posted by shandi235
    thats so fucking awesome LOL

    You took the words right out of my mouth.

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    You always hear about this sort of thing, but never see proof. Well gogo proof.

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    LOL XD

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    I think this is the best news story ive seen all year.

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    Pretty nice guy.. he let her have the middle support beam.

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    Haha, there's honestly nothing you can say to describe how fucking awesome this is

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    Was I the only one thinking wtf at such a small house? It's like one room.

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    That's some clean ass cutting, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ziegus
    Was I the only one thinking wtf at such a small house? It's like one room.
    Ya.. being rich makes you spoiled.

    If you make $20,000 US a year you are in richer than 89% of the rest of the people on Earth. That much income won't get you in a house any nicer than that.

    50% of the world makes $5000 US a year or less.

    That guy probably built that home by hand and/or with a few of his buddies.. which is kind of cool.

    When I was in Montana on the continental divide we made a few structures like that from the ground up during the middle of winter.. it was a lot of fun.

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    That guy deserves a medal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devek
    Quote Originally Posted by Ziegus
    Was I the only one thinking wtf at such a small house? It's like one room.
    Ya.. being rich makes you spoiled.

    If you make $20,000 US a year you are in richer than 89% of the rest of the people on Earth. That much income won't get you in a house any nicer than that.

    50% of the world makes $5000 US a year or less.

    That guy probably built that home by hand and/or with a few of his buddies.. which is kind of cool.

    When I was in Montana on the continental divide we made a few structures like that from the ground up during the middle of winter.. it was a lot of fun.
    Except that Germany is hardly a third world country. The average house there is nowhere near that small.

    It was a summer home, like the article mentioned, which means that more than likely it was at a seasonal camp ground. It's pretty common for people there to have a small cabin or RV and take and park it somewhere and live there off and on during the months from spring to fall. That's what this was.

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